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We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........
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We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."
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Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
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roses are red, violets are blue,
Frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????
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Full Name: Ö§mäñ Häïdë®
Mobile: +92-345-456-6641

1- U r a nice person.
2- line one is true.
3- line 2 is false if line 1 is true.
4- both 2&3 are true.
5- all 4 r false.
tension hoi???
ab dosro ko do.
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Full Name: mr_A
Mobile: 03454649334

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