Police constable to his son
Thumara result acha nahi aya, aj se thumara khelna aur Tv band
Son: yeh 100 rupay lo aur mamla yahi khatam karo.

What is a kiss.in view of…
Geometry-kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.
Economics-kiss is that thing for which demand is always higher then supply.
Physics-kiss is the process of charging a human body.
Computer-kiss is the just likea”lan”in which two bodies are connected whitout DATA CABLE

Earth may stop rotating
Birds may stop flying
Candles may stop melting
Fishes may stop swimming
Heart may stop breathing
But I will never stop
Missing you my friend.

I’m not suppose to think about you or wonder where you’ve been,but no matter how
i fight it,thought of you sneak in,while i’m sleeping tonight you can bet that
i’ll be dreaming about you. sweet dreams

Welcome 2 the fresh MORNING….
With a SMILE on ur face…..
Love in ur HEART…..
Good thoughts in ur MIND….
U have a wonderful day….

A Rose says “I LOVE YOU”

A SMILE SAYS " I LIKE YOU"

A Ring says " I MARRY YOU"

BUT

A SMALL SMS SAYS " I REMEMBER YOU "

You will need a calculator for this:

Take the number of the month you were born,
multiply by 4,
add 13,
multiply by 25, subtract 200,
add the day of the month on which you were born,
multiply by 2, subtract 40, multiply by 50, add the last two digits of the year in which you were born,
subtract 10,500.

Notice anything funny about your answer?

How to get your brain exercised 2 friends, “see” & “saw”: 1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea. “See” saw sea and jumped in sea. “Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea. “See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea. “See” “saw” both saw sea & both “saw” & “see” were happy to see Sea. That is how to exercise your brain..!

I can have gold, diamond & pearls
Even the most expensive thing in the world
All that is meaningless,
If I don’t have u
I Miss U!

Mera bus chale to teri yaden kharid loon
Apne jeene k waste teri baten kharid loon
Kar saken jo har waqt deedar tera
Sub kuch luta kr wo ankhen kharid loon