Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay
ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
dokan dien tu ghar
beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?

Kash hum ek SMS hoty
bas aik click mey aap ky paas hoty
mana k aap hamy delete kar detay
laikin kuch dair k liye tou hum aap ky paas hoty
or bari khushi say kehtay EID MUBARAK

Your relation is like paktel
“dil to 1 hay”
Your Ove like telenor
“Chaho kuch barh k”
Your sincerety like Haleeb
“garah to hay”
Your smile like twist
“Hila k rakh de”
your style like Ufone
“Tum hi to ho”
Your personality lika Bonanza
“Absolutely worldclass”
My response like lipton
“Yehi to hai wo apnapun”
aur apnaypun k sath
“EID Mubarak”

Nad-e-Ali(as) ka wird Har garhi karte rahOO
Ali(as) ko madad k liYe Bhi pukarte rahOO
Apna to Aqeeda Yahii hAY Bas Farhan KaY
wird-e-Ali(as) saY Mushkilon Ko Bhagate rahOO

tags: birthday text, Birthday sms, hindi birthday sms, Hindi Urdu sms, birthday love txt, happy birthday message, birthday wish, sms birthday jokes, Funny sms, Sms joke

1 parents apnay betay k liye aisa
robot laye jo jhoot bolnay per thapar marta hay.

Son:Abu aj mei bemar hon school nahi jaonga
Chatakh!
Baap:tumne jhot bola, me jub tumhare
jitna tha kabhi jhoot nahin bolta tha
Chatakh!

Mom:Kia howa?
Baap:Yeh chintu jhoot bolta hai
MoM:Zahir hy apka hi beta hay..
Chatakh…!!!:-)

tags: Friendship sms, Love sms, Wise word, Flirt sms, Hindi Urdu sms, Funny sms, Sms joke