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Zindagi main kamiyaab honay k 2 Asool: 1: Kabhi kisi ko puri baat na batao, . . . . . . . . . Maddy: 03455232330

2 piyaz 3 lehsun 5gm zeera 2 spoon namak, 4 spoon oil, 1 cup water, or thora sa hera dhanya, pata hai main kya bana raha hoon? . . . . . . Tumhain!!!!!!! Maddy: 03455232330

Qazi nikha k wqt hazreen sy: kisi ko is shadi py aitraz hai? aik awaz i: mujhy hai. Qazi gusay sy: tum khamosh raho tum “dhola ho”

In KBC Srk questioned “In which state ganga flows”? Sardar: Liquid state Audience clapped Srk was shocked turned to the audience n said All were sardars! Maddy: 03455232330

1 truck dusre ko khenchtey hoe ja raha tha. ye dekh k sardar zor se hasne laga or zameen pe lotpot ho gaya or bola “1 rassi ko uthanay k liye 2-2 truck”. Maddy: 03455232330

A Pathan barber shifted his “barber shop” from ground floor to 1st floor and wrote a sign on ground floor, which reads “NEECHAY KA BAAL KATNAY KI SHOP UPER HAI” Maddy: 03455232330

Pathan 100 k note pe likha Number dial kr raha tha. 2nd Pathan: ye tum kya ker rahe ho? 1st Pathan: main dekh raha tha k Quaid-e-Azam to foat ho gae to unka mobile kis k pass hai. Maddy: 03455232330

jab sher (lion) 3 dafa dahaarta hai to kya hota hai? ……………………………………………………… think .. . . Any Guess? . . . . ok i will tell u … . . . tom & jerry cartoon start hotay hain. Maddy: 03455232330