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A Question 4 a Genius like U(“;”)
I am a thing. Techrs hate me. Cow likes me. Monkey eats me. I am a 9 letter word
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its challange.
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WHAT IS THE ANSWER?N.S

Sacha DESHPREMI kaun hai?

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The one sitting on WEsTERN TOILET IN ‘INDIAN STYLE’

BOLO
BHARAT MATA KI JAI
N.S

Hi!
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100 saal ki validity
Call 0.01paise/min
100000sms free
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Everyone wants happiness,
no one needs pain.
But
its not possible
to get a rainbow
without a little rain..
Accept it
and
stay happy… N.S

Tcher to student-Wat is your cast ? Studnt-pehle to ham pandit the,
Fir Rajput ho gaye,
Fir Baniya ho gaye,
Abhi hai darzi..
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Aage AMMI ki marzi. N.S

Frnshp is a sea n frns r fishes, ü r my goldn fish, i’ll keep ü safe in my heart bt if ü try to go away

ma kasam Pani se nikal k Billi Rani ko khila Dungi n.s

Sms desh k liye ek bimari hai, aao vada karein ki hum ise milkar khatm kar denge.
Roj ek call tum kar dena, aur har roj ek miss call hum kar denge. N.S

Full form of a GIRL…
G-Gossips mai sabse aage.

I-Innocent sirf shakal se.

R-Rone ki automatic machine.

L-Ladai me sabki maa.
Just joking girls loog
N.S

In a Pot,
There were 10 Fishes,
One died,and the Water
Level increased- How?
How?? Think Little???
With the tears of 9 fishes.
Thats ……,.
FRIENDSHIP n.s

Papa beti Se-Beti pehle to tum mujhe Papa kehti thi,
Lekin ab tum mujhe DaD kehti ho,
kyun?

Beti-Oh DaD, PaPa kehne se meri Lipistic kharab ho jati hai…!! N.S