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Father- Kamine, Itne kam Marks? Do Thappad Marne Chaiye. . . . Son-Ha Papaji …CHALO… Maine us Saale MASTER Ka Ghar Bhi Dekh Rakha Hai. . . .
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Subah ke phool
“Subah” ke “Phool” “Khil” gye “PANCHHI” Apne “Safar” pe”UD” gye, “SURAJ” Aate hi”TAARE” bhi”CHHUP” gye, Kya aap apni “MEETHI NEEND” Se “Uth gye?”
Helicopter
—-:—- ,–-=___/7 (_0___=—–/ ._I__I_, apka SMS laane k liye apna private helicopter bhej rha hu. 2-4 sms bhej do varna B0MB fenk denge.
Welcome hai apka humari
bikta hai gum ishq k bazar me,lakho dard chipa hota hai ek chote se inkar me,ho jao agar jamane se dukhi to swagat hai hmari dosti ke bazar me. “WELCOME”
What is ur mobile no.?
Xcuse Me.. What Is Ur Mobile Number? I Wanna Re_Check BCoz I Feel There’s Some Error Q Ki sMs Jata To He Par Aata Nhi He.
Apki har baat ko manvaya hota
Kash Khuda ne hme apna sectry bnaya hota,Apne sath hme b mndir me bithaya hota,suna krte hm hr bnde k dil ki baat,or hmne khuda se Apki hr bat ko mnwaya hota
Jam ka daur
arz kiya hai.. mehfil saji thi, jaam ka tha daur, jam me kya tha, ye kisne kiya tha gaur, jaam me susu tha hmare tomy ka, aur tum keh rahe the ek aur ek aur….
Qu.
WO Kon C Sabzi He.Jiska Pahla Lafz Kat de To Ek Kimti Cheez Ka Naam Or Last Kat de To Sweet Dish.Or Dono Kat do To Ladki Ka Naam Banta Hai. Reply
No sound
No sound in this world can be more louder than silence- & if any one can not understand ur silence-they can never understand ur words too! Gudnyt.
Value
Never expect things to happen… Struggle & make them happen. Never expect urself to be given a gud value..create a value of ur own….!!
