Lovely smsA selection of lovely, romantic, cute, sweet poetic & friendly texts. To send to close friends & loved ones. Send good morning loves sms, love sms jokes, love poems sms, hate u sms to your soul mates.

1 aalo ne Bindi k number pr I love u ka msg bejaBindi ne usy phone kr k bura bhala kaha 0ur b0li,,Shut up tum itny moty 0ur main slim and smart"Aal0 k0 b0th dukh hoa aur us ne phr itni sabziyan phasai k aaj ap dekh skty han Aal0 . Gh0bi,Aalo . Bengan,Aalo .shimla [...]

A guy proposed a girl,the girl slapped him So wat ll b d journal entry fr dis situatn- Thappad a/c…Dr (wat cumes in) To izzat a/c (wat goes out)

A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .Removes Sandal = 56.Then Dupatta = 52Now Coins Finished………..A Boy In A Q Behind HerSaidÜ Carry On"",I Have Coins!

Why indian girls are not good in sports..?Only 10% are playing cricket, hockey, tennis, badminton, chess, etc..!! Remaining 90% are busy in playing with "Janu"..Janu yeh,Janu wo,Janu kaha ho.??Janu kya kar rahe ho..?Janu kab aaoge.?.?Janu u love me na..??Janu i miss u. Jaan le lo jaanu ki.

BREAKING NEWS:-SONIA GANDHI (in dabbang style) :- hazaaro se darr nahi lagta saheb.….HAZARE se lagta hai……..

Husband was seriously ill.Doc to wife :-Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,don’t discuss ur problems,no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels,Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the way home.. Husband :- wat did the doc say ?Wife :- No chance for u to [...]

Agar mobile India mein banta to sms templates aise hote :- 1. kamine call kar.2. Cigrette lete hue aana.3. Teri bhabhi ke saath hun.4. Yaar kisi ladki ka no.to de.5. yaar ek pataka ladki ja rahi hai. add your templates

NEWTONS UNIVERSAL LAW OF LOVE:“Every boy on earth is attracted towards a girl with a force directly proportional to the figure of the girl and Inversely proportional to strength of her brother..!!” :-