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Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha

Lovesms — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:58:20 +0000

Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja.

But..

makhi nahin uri,
Sardar ne kaha,
Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye
jain to makhi sun nahin sakti

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Boy: Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?

Lovesms — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:01:07 +0000

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Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain

Lovesms — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:01:33 +0000

Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain, Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain, Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen, Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain.. Related posts:Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain, Aapki [...] Related posts:

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Abhi to sirf plot kharida hay

Lovesms — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:01:55 +0000

1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi, Dosri makhi nay kaha, “Wah kia ghar mila hai tujhey” Pehli makhi boli: “Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai” Related posts:1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi 1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi, Dosri makhi...Abhi [...] Related posts:

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Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain

Lovesms — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:02:18 +0000

Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,

Wah wah..!!

Irshad Irshaad..!!

Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
Joota nahin maartay,
bus
Moza sungha dete hain…

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Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives

Lovesms — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:02:43 +0000

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Love is possible after friendship

Lovesms — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:03:14 +0000

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Wife: Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience

Lovesms — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:03:40 +0000

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Only true friends stand by u

Lovesms — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:04:15 +0000

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When u feel sad….

Lovesms — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:04:41 +0000

When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

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