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Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha

Lovesms — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:58:20 +0000

Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja. But.. makhi nahin uri, Sardar ne kaha, Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye jain to makhi sun nahin sakti Related posts: 1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi 1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi, Dosri makhi... Sardar SMS 1 Sardar Resturent [...] Related posts:

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Boy: Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?

Lovesms — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:01:07 +0000

Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi? Girl:Nahi Boy:Laikin Q? Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay? Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay Related posts: Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi? Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi? Girl: kyaa! Boy: achi... Phir kisi yad nay shab bhar hay jagaya mujh ko Phir kisi [...] Related posts:

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Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain

Lovesms — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:01:33 +0000

Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain, Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain, Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen, Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain.. Related posts: Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain, Aapki har baat... Na to yaado ko yaad [...] Related posts:

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Abhi to sirf plot kharida hay

Lovesms — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:01:55 +0000

1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi, Dosri makhi nay kaha, “Wah kia ghar mila hai tujhey” Pehli makhi boli: “Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai” Related posts: 1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi 1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi, Dosri makhi... Abhi abhi to kiya hai pyar [...] Related posts:

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Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain

Lovesms — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:02:18 +0000

Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,

Wah wah..!!

Irshad Irshaad..!!

Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
Joota nahin maartay,
bus
Moza sungha dete hain…

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Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives

Lovesms — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:02:43 +0000

Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives “Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service”. Related posts: Solid reason 4 having 2 girlfriends A Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends at one time:... You are the reason You are the reason why I have sleepless nights. You... 2 men searching 4 their wives 2 [...] Related posts:

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Love is possible after friendship

Lovesms — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:03:14 +0000

Love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love because medicines work before death later nothing can be cured….!!! Related posts: Love is possible after friendship Love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible... Love is possible after friendship Love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible... One [...] Related posts:

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Wife: Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience

Lovesms — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:03:40 +0000

Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u! Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first. Related posts: Wife Vs Husband Wife is beauty, husband is duty,wife is pension husband is... difference between wife & saali? What is the difference between wife & saali? [...] Related posts:

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Only true friends stand by u

Lovesms — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:04:15 +0000

Only true friends stand by u during bad times. I promise I will attend ur wedding. Related posts: Only true friends stand by u Only true friends stand by u during bad times. I... Only true friends stand Only true friends stand by u during bad times. I... Promise me we are true friends Promise [...] Related posts:

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When u feel sad….

Lovesms — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:04:41 +0000

When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

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