Lovely smsA selection of lovely, romantic, cute, sweet poetic & friendly texts. To send to close friends & loved ones. Send good morning loves sms, love sms jokes, love poems sms, hate u sms to your soul mates.

2 piyaz 3 lehsun 5gm zeera 2 spoon namak, 4 spoon oil, 1 cup water, or thora sa hera dhanya, pata hai main kya bana raha hoon? . . . . . . Tumhain!!!!!!! Maddy: 03455232330

Raat Ko Sony Sy Pahly Ak Hi Dua Mango “YA ALLAH Mujay Uta Ly ? ? ? ? ? ? Soba Sawery…….. 0300 2711 588 ? ? ? Namaz K Lie” Sameer +92 300 2711 588 ~ Tum Bin ~ ================================= Tapo Slanto Said : Kawary Ki Aik Din Ki Zindagi Shadishoda Ki 50 Sala [...]

Naukrani: Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Liya. Malkin: Oh God! Call Doctor Fast. Naukrani: Aap Tension Na Lo Maine Chote Baba Ko BAYGON Pila Diya…! 0300 2711 588 Sameer +92 300 2711 588 ~ Tum Bin ~ ==================================== Buyer To Seller : Is It A Faithful Dog? Selle r:Yes I Have Sold It 3 [...]

She Came.. I Kpt Lukin At Her.. She Smild. Yet I Kept Quiet. She Began 2spk. I Dint Listen & Then, She Began2 Leave. I Thn Shoutd… Mam Attendance…! Sameer 0300 2711 588

Smething 4 A True Friend: A Good FRIEND Will Cum N Bail U Out If U R In JAIL!!! A True Friend Cant.?? B’coz He Is Sittin NXT To U Sayin: Dude.. Fasss Gaye Yaar Sameer +92 300 2711 588 ~ !Tum Bin ! ~ === Kisi Say Mazaq Karne K 2 Tareeqay . . [...]

I Thought Of Suicide Went 2 Railway Trak but got ur SmS & aftr Reading it I thought of Life, U Inspired Me Coz If A uselass Person Like U Is Alive Y Shud I Die?? Sameer +92 300 2711 588 Pundit-Tumhare Jeevan Me 6 Ladkiya Aayengi. Boy-Wow,Kya Baat Hai. Pandit-Jyada Khush Hone Ki Baat [...]

Judge : Tum Teesri Adalat Main Aa Rahe Ho tumhain Sharam Nahi Aati ??? Pathan : Kocha , Tum Roz Aata Hy , Tum Ko Aati Hy Kia ??? ;-> Sameer +92 300 2711 588 Top 6 Reasons To Be A “Charter Accountant” . . . 1- Hate To Sleep 2 – Like To Study [...]

Pyar k season me apne Luv Guru se janiye kitna gehra hai ap dono me pyar?Typ LOVE(ur name)(partner’s name)& send it 2 ur papa’s no. Vo batayenge gehrai pyar ki. N.S