Lovely smsA selection of lovely, romantic, cute, sweet poetic & friendly texts. To send to close friends & loved ones. Send good morning loves sms, love sms jokes, love poems sms, hate u sms to your soul mates.

Q: Do u knw y in a couple’s photo man is on d right side & woman on d left? A: Coz as per balance sheet,Liabilities r on d Left Side & Assets on d Right!

I always think about U. I can’t live without U. I really need U. I’m totally mad about U. I just wanna be with U. I’m crazy 4 U. I wanna marry U. I LOVE U. Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai… (My neighbour say all this to me)

A man went to hell and asked the Yamraj if he can call his wife. yamraj said “u can do that” after man spoke to his wife.. he asked how much to pay yamraj yamraj said..”hell to hell is free”

Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil : The moon. Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we dont need it.

Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor? Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.

Positive thinking is like….. U r standing on the middle of the road……… & suddenly a crow beats on your head…. But you remain calm… and thanks to God… that cows dont fly:)

Boy : main last baar puchh raha hoon , tum mujhse shaadi karogi ?? Girl : Nahi Boy : Soch Lo Girl : Keh Diya na Nahi Boy : Waiter , Bill alag-alag lana

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent …… Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….