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Dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!

Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai, jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai… . . Girl: doctor ko dikha le beta q k dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!.

Aaj k devdaas ki bat mano,

Na pyar, na yaar, na mohabbat, na dosti yaro, Aaj k devdaas ki bat mano, na chandar mukhi na paaro, bas har larki ko aankh maaro

Aaj k devdaas ki bat maano

Na pyar, na yaar, na mohabbat, na dosti yaro, Aaj k devdaas ki bat mano, na chandar mukhi na paaro, bas har larki ko aankh maaro

Yaad main aadhi ho gayi hon

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao…

Konsi chiz hawa main bhi urti hai aur bachay bhi daiti hai

Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain, hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain, Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai?? Answer: air ho

We were using duplicate key

Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key. Doctor: When ? Man:Three Months Ago Doctor: What were you doing till now? Man: We were using duplicate key…

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house… still he was in jail…….why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

Have a horrible day without water

Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom, while soap in ur eyes. Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u. Its only 4 those who do not take bath everyday…

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