Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE ?
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:- C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally…… Thats why boys go to college
"Funny SMS" Category
People like YOU always remain forever…..
Beautiful flowers die…. Nice stories end…… Lovely songs fade…….. .. Momeries are forgotten… .. All things comes to end….. But people like YOU always remain forever . . . . . . . . . BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE
Roses r lal skies r nila
Roses r lal skies r nila, ur brain is like khali patila. Bura man liya? O.K Roses r red skies r blue, I born smart what d hell hapened to u. Thora sa or bura manlo :p
Memon and banana shopkeeper
Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de :p
ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae, waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae, mehboob aave ya na aave par taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!
Could u fax me ur photo
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u – it’s really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp …. I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER.
Roses r red .. violts r blue
Roses r red, violets r blue, monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo. Dont get angry, you will find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.
Better think before you smile.
1 smile = 1 friendship 1 friendship = 1 love 1 love = 1 proposal 1 proposal = 1 marriage And 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of problem. so better think before you smile.
