Lovely smsA selection of lovely, romantic, cute, sweet poetic & friendly texts. To send to close friends & loved ones. Send good morning loves sms, love sms jokes, love poems sms, hate u sms to your soul mates.

New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love, & I don’t want my son to do the same 4 your daughter, So lets make them brother & sister.

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says,”To the only boy I ever loved!” Gal: Great! I want 10 of them

Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay? Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay. Admai: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay? Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.

A Memon on his death time. My wife, where r u ? Wife:Yes, I’m here My sons & daughters ru all here? Yes, Papa Memon:To phir brabar wale kamre ka pankha Q khula hay ??? :D

2 men went 2 a callgirl. 1st went in and came out n said “Na my wife is better.” 2nd went in and came out n said “U R right ur wife is much better.”

Usne utari saree fir aayi peticoat ki bari blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar ziyadah excited mat ho yaar yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!

Exams ka saya hai, exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai? duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo, par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

Think Big. Think Positive. Think Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great. I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut. JUST THINK ABOUT ME!