Lovely sms

teachar: kal tum school kyun nahi aaye?
student: gir gaya tha aur lag gayi.
teacher: kaha gir gaya aur kya lag gayi?
student: palang par gir gaya aur aakh lag gayi.

Andheri sadak sunsan kabristan sooni haveli kala aasman ,bijli kadki aaya toofan ,
raat ho gayi soja shaitan.Good Night.

Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi….
Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chor kar tumeh SMS karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain

Father to son: If u dont pass ur exams this time, Dnt call me DAD. After some
days…… Father: How is ur result? Son: Sorry Bashir sab…

Hazrat ek zaroori ailan suniye: Ek Aurat jiski umar 62 saal hai, Har baar ki tarha is baar bhi ghar se bhag gai hai. Maa ka naam WAPDA hai aur Baap KESC batati hai. Uska naam ghalti se bijli rakh diya gia hai. Jisay bhi milay Khuda k liye wapas susral bhijwa den. Shukriya.

Bijli hun main Bijli hun, WAPDA ki main Titlee hun, 1 Ghanty k liye Aati hun 2,2 Ghanty jati hun, 0oper Pankha rukta hy, Neeche Munna rota hy, Mune ki Ammi kre Haaye, Bijli us ko tarpaaye Munne ki Ammi kaali Bijli hy nakhron waali… Brought you by: WAPDA Geo Bijli k Jhatky laga k..

Abhi abhi to kiya hai pyar ka pc chaloo
Dil ki hard disk per aur kitni files dalon

Tum apny chehry se ghusy ka error to hatayo
Ae jan e jan dil ka password to batayo

Woh to hum hain jo ap ki chahat dil mei rakhty hain
Warna ap jaisy kitny software bazar mei bikty hian

Tery pyar ka email dil ko bhata hai
Pr bech mei tery baap jaisa virus ajata hai

Aur karayogy humse bhi kitna intezar
Dil ki meri site per enter to maro yar

Apni insult ka badla dekho kaisy longa
Tery baap ko ctrl+alt+delete kr donga

Ap k kitny nakhry dil per Bang hogaye
Do pc jurty jurty hayee hang hogaye….