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Boy: BUS aur LARKI

Boy: BUS aur LARKI aik jaisi hoti hain, 1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai. Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY ek jaisay hotay hain, 1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain….

Kuttey nay kaat liya tha

Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha. Jana k aag 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi, Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,”Bhai yeh sab howa kaise?” Husband: Is kutte ne kaat liya tha meri biwi ko… Aadmi: Yeh kutta ek din k liye mujhey dedo Husband: peeche line mein lag [...]

You are a DOG…

You are a DOG… D = Darling O = Of G = Girls Now u r smiling na? Am i right?? Tu sach mein kutta hai

1 ghar main twins paida howay

1 Ghar mein TWINS paida huwe to saas ne kaha: mubarik ho! bhala bataao.. hamare pakistan ki halat daikh kar bache bhi duniya mein akele ane se darte hain.

A pathan said to his friend

A pathan said to his friend: “mujhy smajh nahi aati k log maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay? Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai”.

Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata

Rule of boys: “Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata, suraj ki kirno ko chupaya nahi jata, kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni, dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhulaya nahi jata..

Hahaha, I am joking

A B C D A-AATRACTIVE B-BEST C-CUTE D-DEAR 2 ME E F G E-EXCELENT F-funny G-GOOD LOOKING H I J H- HA HA HA I- I M J- JOKING

AAj ke friends I TELL U

AAj ke friends I TELL U, Kitne busy WHAT DO U DO, Koi mujhe bole I MISS U, Koi mujhe bole NO TIME 4 U, Kash koi mujh se kahy oh my dost/ i am just free 4 u

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