A selection of lovely, romantic, cute, sweet poetic & friendly texts. To send to close friends & loved ones. Send good morning loves sms, love sms jokes, love poems sms, hate u sms to your soul mates.
Newton’s law of load sheding: ’The rate of load sheding is directly Propotional to the temprature of atmosphere, if the begairti of WAPDA remains constnt.
Papa nay kaha. dOstOn saY miLna chOr dO
MaMa naY kaha.. ghaR saY niKalna chOr dO
Friendz nay kaha.. usse deKhna chOr dO
Us nay kaha.. mUghe chaHna chOr dO
par tUm saY Ya kiS naY kaha
……mUjhaY SmS keRna hi chOr dO
Kad lo razaiyaan aa gai thand,
Hath te pao dastany,
tay boway kar Lo band,
Kha kha k mongphalian,
pa deyo gandh, Meri tarfon tuwanu
“HAPPY THAND”!:-)
Larki nahane gai kapre utare darwaza baja boli=KAUN?
Jawab aaya=POSTMAN Kapre pehen k letter liya
pir nahane gaie kapre utare darwaza baja boli=KAUN?
Jawab aya=DHOBI Kapre pehen k dhobi se hisab kiya,
Pir nahane gai kapre utare darwza baja pir boli=KON?
Jwab aya=PAPU (parosan ka beta jo ANDHA hy)
Larki ne socha kya farq prta ha kapre nhi pehnti aise hi chali gai
darwza khola PAPU ne mithai di Boli=kis khushi me
PAPU=mri Aankhain theek ho gai ha.