Interesting confusions: 1.Can u cry under water? 2.Do fish ever get thirsty? 3.Why don’t birds fall out of trees when they sleep? 4.What do you call a male lady bird? 5.Why its called building when it’s already built? 6.When they say dog food is new and improved in taste, who tastes it?

 A SCIENTEST CANNOT B A PRESIDENT BUT KALAM PROVED IT. A CONDUCTOR CANNOT B A
SUPERSTAR BUT RAJNIKANT PROVED IT. A MONKEY CANNOT OPERATE A MOBILE BUT YES, U
DID IT

My school is better than yours, said a boy.
No, mine is better than yours, his friend replied.
Ok, what is 2 x 3 ?, said the first boy.
Oh! That’s simple, the second boy replied, 2 x 3 = 23.
The first boy laughed and said…I thought you wont get it right

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jis se
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21 SMS Shadeed Zakhmi
30 SMS La Pata
Or
8 SMS ne Inbox Me hi Dam torr diya.
Our 135 rupe ka balance
jal kar raakh ho giya he
To plz is number  par Dil khol kr balance k attiyat karen:-)

Sms parhne se pahle ki dua.”
Ya khuda ye sms ek naya ho,
kisi ne aj tak na pada ho,
behad maze daar ho,
sab ko pasand aane wala ho,
FORWARD karne layak ho,Aameen

duniya mein sabse himmat wala koun……………………ans.-dhobi kisi ke ghar jakar bol sakta hai sahab madam ko bolo kapde nikale itne main baju wali madam ko nipta kar aata hu…………….

 Balochi:
Humare Raigistan Ma
"Khush-Amdeed" Bolo To Vapis Awaz Aati Ha
"Amded Amded"

Pathan:
Humare Paharon Ma
"I Luv U" Bolo Tu Awaaz Aata Ha
"Luv U. Luv U"

Punjabi:
Ae Keri Gal Ae
Saaday Pind Vich Awaz Maro
"Teri Maa Di."
Te Vapas Awaz Aandi Ae
"Teri Pehen Di"
"Teri Niki Di"
“Teri Waddi Di”..

How to get your brain exercised 2 friends, “see” & “saw”: 1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea. “See” saw sea and jumped in sea. “Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea. “See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea. “See” “saw” both saw sea & both “saw” & “see” were happy to see Sea. That is how to exercise your brain..!