SCIENTEST CANNOT B A PRESIDENT
A SCIENTEST CANNOT B A PRESIDENT BUT KALAM PROVED IT. A CONDUCTOR CANNOT B A SUPERSTAR BUT RAJNIKANT PROVED IT. A MONKEY CANNOT OPERATE A MOBILE BUT YES, U DID IT
"Insult SMS" Category
Yash Johar is producing
Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4 new talent. I’ve suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie’s name is “AQAL HO NA HO”
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai
aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say: maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur, usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai
Why u still doing it
Press down if you think you are MAD, I can’t believe u did that! Again? For God Sake! Why u still doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE:P
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals.. Mouse BIRD Monkey and . . . ! U 2
They said
Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said, “We want 2 disturb some good person.” I suggest them your name. They said, “We cannot disturb our boss.”
Your network tariff has changed
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!
U r u not replying
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
