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Dost ho ya parinda usko azaad chorh do

?”Dost ho ya parinda usko azaad chorh doagar laut aaya to tumahra hai aur agar nahi aaya to kabhi tumahra tha hi nahi…..

choose one from below options

If you have to choose one from below options which one you will choose :- 1. The one who loves you but you don’t feel the same for him/her. 2. The one to whom you love but he/she don’t love you and take you just as friend. . Answer with reason. .

GOD decided to set up a shop

Once GOD decided to set up a shop on the sidewalk..man: lord ! what are you sellingGOD : whatever your heart desires !man ; I want happiness , freedom from hunger, peace for my family & successGOD with a smile on his face : I dont sell fruit child i sell only seeds….

Boys have fun by teasing girls

Boys have fun by teasing girls,then girls cry for few mins. Girls have fun by loving boysthen boys cry for life timeFunny but its a fact…. o_O

A Girl’s Smile Is More Cheerful

Ofcourse A Girl’s Smile Is More CheerfulThan a Boy’s Smile..But a Single Tear In a Boy’s Eye,Is Much More Painful Than a Girl’s Cry ?

Three dreams of a man

Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects!

We live in a “COUNTRY”

We live in a "COUNTRY" 1) Where Pizza home delivery is faster than Ambulance & Police services. 2) Where rice is Rs. 90/- per kg but SIM almost free 3) Where the shoes R sold in AC showrooms but vegetables R sold @ footpath. 4) Where lemon juices sold wid artificial flavours & dish wash [...]

Santa: Hum 45 Behn Bhai hai

Santa: Hum 45 Behn Bhai hai Banta: Kya tumare ghar Populatn count krne wale nhi aye? Santa: Aye the,pr hm sb pdh rhe the,wo COACHNG CNTR smajh k vapas chle gye.

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