Lovely sms

Santa ne punjabi kudi ka rishta apne liye manga.
Ladki ke baap ne usko khoob maara.
Maar khaa ke santa kapde jhaadta hua bola,
“TO PHIR MAIN INKAAR SAMJHOON.” n.s

Ek bar santa bina jali bidi pi raha tha,banta ne pucha are yar bidi se koi dhuan nahi aa raha hai, santa bola-sardar hai kya, sale ye CNG bidi hai.
Gd nt
N.$

Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.
Doc: wht happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai