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Twin babies born in a santa’s House

Twin babies born in a santa’s House. santa G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking????????Who is the father of second? =D

fan chalu karunga to mombatti nahi bujh jayegi.

santa:are yar light chali gayi hai kamse kam fan to chalu kar do.banta:lo kar di na bewkufo wale bat.santa:kyu???banta;fan chalu karunga to mombatti nahi bujh jayegi.

VIBRATION mode

Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.Doc: wht happened?Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai

C.N.G bidi

Ek bar santa bina jali bidi pi raha tha,banta ne pucha are yar bidi se koi dhuan nahi aa raha hai, santa bola-sardar hai kya, sale ye CNG bidi hai. Gd nt N.$

Inkar

Santa ne punjabi kudi ka rishta apne liye manga. Ladki ke baap ne usko khoob maara. Maar khaa ke santa kapde jhaadta hua bola, “TO PHIR MAIN INKAAR SAMJHOON.” n.s