Lovely sms » Santa Banta sms http://www.lovelysms.com/blog A selection of lovely, romantic, cute, sweet poetic & friendly texts. To send to close friends & loved ones. Send good morning loves sms, love sms jokes, love poems sms, hate u sms to your soul mates. Fri, 03 Feb 2012 19:17:21 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Inkarhttp://www.lovelysms.com/blog/funny-sms/inkar http://www.lovelysms.com/blog/funny-sms/inkar#comments Tue, 19 Aug 2008 03:11:29 +0000 nitin9411166 http://www.lovelysms.com/blog/funny-sms/inkar
  • C.N.G bidi Ek bar santa bina jali bidi pi raha tha,banta ne...
  • USKi Yaad Pichle pehr ki rat thi, tanhai or uski yad thi,...
  • Pichle pehr ki rat thi, tanhai or uski yad thi Pichle pehr ki rat thi, tanhai or uski yad thi,   ...
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    Ladki ke baap ne usko khoob maara.
    Maar khaa ke santa kapde jhaadta hua bola,
    “TO PHIR MAIN INKAAR SAMJHOON.” n.s

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    ]]>     http://www.lovelysms.com/blog/funny-sms/inkar/feed 0     C.N.G bidihttp://www.lovelysms.com/blog/funny-sms/cng-bidi http://www.lovelysms.com/blog/funny-sms/cng-bidi#comments Fri, 05 Sep 2008 13:32:16 +0000 nitin9411166 http://www.lovelysms.com/blog/funny-sms/cng-bidi
  • Inkar Santa ne punjabi kudi ka rishta apne liye manga. Ladki...
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    Gd nt
    N.$

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    ]]>     http://www.lovelysms.com/blog/funny-sms/cng-bidi/feed 0     VIBRATION modehttp://www.lovelysms.com/blog/funny-sms/vibration-mode http://www.lovelysms.com/blog/funny-sms/vibration-mode#comments Sun, 19 Apr 2009 13:44:37 +0000 Lovesms http://www.lovelysms.com/blog/?p=4675
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    Doc: wht happened?
    Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai

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    ]]>     http://www.lovelysms.com/blog/funny-sms/vibration-mode/feed 0     fan chalu karunga to mombatti nahi bujh jayegi.http://www.lovelysms.com/blog/funny-sms/fan-chalu-karunga-to-mombatti-nahi-bujh-jayegi http://www.lovelysms.com/blog/funny-sms/fan-chalu-karunga-to-mombatti-nahi-bujh-jayegi#comments Fri, 28 May 2010 07:21:10 +0000 Lovesms http://www.lovelysms.com/blog/?p=6245
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    banta:lo kar di na bewkufo wale bat.
    santa:kyu???
    banta;fan chalu karunga to mombatti nahi bujh jayegi.

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    ]]>     http://www.lovelysms.com/blog/funny-sms/fan-chalu-karunga-to-mombatti-nahi-bujh-jayegi/feed 1     Twin babies born in a santa’s Househttp://www.lovelysms.com/blog/santa-banta-sms/twin-babies-born-in-a-santas-house http://www.lovelysms.com/blog/santa-banta-sms/twin-babies-born-in-a-santas-house#comments Wed, 28 Sep 2011 18:29:42 +0000 Lovesms http://www.lovelysms.com/blog/?p=8592
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    santa G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking?
    ?
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    Who is the father of second? =D

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