Lovely smsA selection of lovely, romantic, cute, sweet poetic & friendly texts. To send to close friends & loved ones. Send good morning loves sms, love sms jokes, love poems sms, hate u sms to your soul mates.

1 Sardar Resturent pe soup pi raha tha. Boy: Surdar G soup wich makhi Ae.. Sardar: Dil wada ker yar, makhi ne kina pe lena ae ————————————————————— Ustad Sardar Se: Batao Pine Apple Or Coconut K Tree Me Kia Similarity Hai? Sardar Kafi Der Sochne K Baad: Dono Pe AMROOD Nhi lagtay… ————————————————————— Lady doctor: Tum rooz […]

Master:Duniya Gol hai.! Sardar:Aap kehtay haito maan laita hon…,Warna Papa kehtay hain k…DuniyaBari"P**N CH*D hai" .?

Sardar Date pe GyaAfter dinner Ahista se bola:Mai kuch kena ay, tu Naraz te nai howen gi? Girl sharma k: Nai tusi Kwo na Sardar: Bill adha adha na kr laiye?

sardar to doctor.sardar:- doctor doctor every night in my dreams monkeys play football for that iam getting distrubed. doctor;- take this tablet and now onwards no dreams comes to u. sardar:- can i take this tablet from tommoro doctor:- why can’t u take this today itself. sardar:- bcoz today is final’s.

Sardarji, tell me …., what is the meaning of SMS ?Sardar angrily said, i know –it means….S – Sardaron keM – Mazak udane kiS – Service

sardar(patila lekar) : ek litre bhens ka doodh do…doodhwala : lekin ye patila bahot chhota hai. isme 1 litre bhens ka doodh aayega nahin…sardar : koi baat nahin.. to 1 litre bakri ka doodh de de!!!

sardar doctor se – mujhe bimari hai . khane ke baad bhuk nahi lagti sone ke baad nend nahi ati kaam karu toh thak jata hoon . doctor – sari raat dhup main baitho  thik ho jaoge

Sardar on telephone: Maa ek Khush Khabri hai.Maa: Kya Khush Khabri hai?Sardar: Aaj hum do se teen ho gaye.Maa: Mubarak ho.. Ladka hua ya ladki?Sardar: Meri biwi ne dusri shaadi karli hai.