Do sardar jungle main ja rahe thae raste main aik sheer aa gia. Aik sardar ne us ki aankh main matti dali our bhagne laga dosra sardar wahan khara raha pahle ne usae kaha k bhaago He replied: Main koun bhagoon matti to tum ne dalli hai……..

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1 Sardar doosre sardar se ” das zara duniya da mushkil tareen kam ki ay ” ?? 2nd sardar” helmet paa k chummi lena!

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Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says – What a shit ?
“I read the whole book, too many character, no story
at all” ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory….

Sardarji: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye, whenever I drink tea.

Doctor: Take the spoon out the cup before you drink.

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Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims “71st and *again* barefoot!”

sardar and his wife in bus :

vife : vekho ji pichy wala meri bra vich hath panda aaa…….

sardar : koi gal ni us bewaqoof nu ki pata ke batuwa te mere kol a ……….

1 truck dusre ko khenchtey hoe ja raha tha.

ye dekh k sardar zor se hasne laga or zameen pe lotpot ho gaya or bola “1 rassi ko uthanay k liye 2-2 truck”.

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In KBC Srk questioned “In which state ganga flows”?

Sardar: Liquid state

Audience clapped

Srk was shocked

turned to the audience

n said

All were sardars!

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