Lovely sms » Sardar sms http://www.lovelysms.com/blog A selection of lovely, romantic, cute, sweet poetic & friendly texts. To send to close friends & loved ones. Send good morning loves sms, love sms jokes, love poems sms, hate u sms to your soul mates. Fri, 03 Feb 2012 19:17:21 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Do sardar jungle main ja rahe thae raste main aik sheer aa giahttp://www.lovelysms.com/blog/urdu-sms/do-sardar-jungle-main-ja-rahe-thae-raste-main-aik-sheer-aa-gia http://www.lovelysms.com/blog/urdu-sms/do-sardar-jungle-main-ja-rahe-thae-raste-main-aik-sheer-aa-gia#comments Sat, 19 Apr 2008 18:49:30 +0000 Lovesms http://www.lovelysms.com/blog/urdu-sms/do-sardar-jungle-main-ja-rahe-thae-raste-main-aik-sheer-aa-gia
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    ]]>     http://www.lovelysms.com/blog/urdu-sms/do-sardar-jungle-main-ja-rahe-thae-raste-main-aik-sheer-aa-gia/feed 2     Helmethttp://www.lovelysms.com/blog/sardar-sms/helmet http://www.lovelysms.com/blog/sardar-sms/helmet#comments Wed, 23 Apr 2008 21:51:13 +0000 ZeeshanMaq http://www.lovelysms.com/blog/sardar-sms/helmet
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    ]]>     http://www.lovelysms.com/blog/sardar-sms/helmet/feed 0     0712097994http://www.lovelysms.com/blog/funny-sms/0712097994 http://www.lovelysms.com/blog/funny-sms/0712097994#comments Thu, 15 May 2008 17:21:49 +0000 206523185 http://www.lovelysms.com/blog/funny-sms/0712097994
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    “I read the whole book, too many character, no story
    at all” ?.
    Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
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    ]]>     http://www.lovelysms.com/blog/funny-sms/0712097994/feed 0     Wise Sardarhttp://www.lovelysms.com/blog/sardar-sms/wise-sardar http://www.lovelysms.com/blog/sardar-sms/wise-sardar#comments Sun, 18 May 2008 20:32:32 +0000 SIKANDARI http://www.lovelysms.com/blog/sardar-sms/wise-sardar
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    Doctor: Take the spoon out the cup before you drink.

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    ]]>     http://www.lovelysms.com/blog/sardar-sms/wise-sardar/feed 0     sardarhttp://www.lovelysms.com/blog/sardar-sms/sardar http://www.lovelysms.com/blog/sardar-sms/sardar#comments Sun, 15 Jun 2008 18:49:57 +0000 MMMahtam http://www.lovelysms.com/blog/sardar-sms/sardar
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    ]]>     http://www.lovelysms.com/blog/sardar-sms/sardar/feed 0     mastihttp://www.lovelysms.com/blog/funny-sms/masti http://www.lovelysms.com/blog/funny-sms/masti#comments Tue, 01 Jul 2008 17:55:04 +0000 nidi http://www.lovelysms.com/blog/funny-sms/masti
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    sardar : koi gal ni us bewaqoof nu ki pata ke batuwa te mere kol a ……….

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    ]]>     http://www.lovelysms.com/blog/funny-sms/masti/feed 53     Sardarhttp://www.lovelysms.com/blog/funny-sms/sardar-2 http://www.lovelysms.com/blog/funny-sms/sardar-2#comments Sun, 13 Jul 2008 20:06:05 +0000 Maddy http://www.lovelysms.com/blog/funny-sms/sardar-2
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    ye dekh k sardar zor se hasne laga or zameen pe lotpot ho gaya or bola “1 rassi ko uthanay k liye 2-2 truck”.

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    Sardar: Liquid state

    Audience clapped

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    All were sardars!

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    ]]>     http://www.lovelysms.com/blog/funny-sms/sardar-3/feed 0     vibration te laga vehttp://www.lovelysms.com/blog/funny-sms/joke-2 http://www.lovelysms.com/blog/funny-sms/joke-2#comments Sat, 23 Aug 2008 23:44:08 +0000 sally http://www.lovelysms.com/blog/funny-sms/joke-2
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