Lovely smsA selection of lovely, romantic, cute, sweet poetic & friendly texts. To send to close friends & loved ones. Send good morning loves sms, love sms jokes, love poems sms, hate u sms to your soul mates.

Sardar di fightSardar:kl menu 9 aadmian ne kutia.Pandit:fer tu kuj nai kita?Sardar:mai keha himmat hy te kallay kallay aao.Pandit:fer.?Srdar:fer sarian ne wari wari kutia.

AIK DAFA AIK TRUCK DOOSRE TRUCK KO KHENCH RAHA THA AIK SARDAR DEKH KAR ZOR ZOR SE HANSANE LAGA SARDAR: AIK RASI KO 2 TRUCK UTHA RAHE HAI

SARDAR begam mene dawa kha li he ab zara kaam wali shaanti Ko to Bula do Wife!Q ? SARDAR Doctor Ne Bola Hai Ke Raat Ko Dawai Khao or Shaanti K Saath So jao. raza 03338479146

Ek bar santa bina jali bidi pi raha tha,banta ne pucha are yar bidi se koi dhuan nahi aa raha hai, santa bola-sardar hai kya, sale ye CNG bidi hai. Gd nt N.$

a sardar fell ill and was shivering with cold doctor cam and asked what happen his son said … bimari da te koi pta nahi par aba subah da vibration te laga ve.. salman 03225939643

In KBC Srk questioned “In which state ganga flows”? Sardar: Liquid state Audience clapped Srk was shocked turned to the audience n said All were sardars! Maddy: 03455232330

1 truck dusre ko khenchtey hoe ja raha tha. ye dekh k sardar zor se hasne laga or zameen pe lotpot ho gaya or bola “1 rassi ko uthanay k liye 2-2 truck”. Maddy: 03455232330

sardar and his wife in bus : vife : vekho ji pichy wala meri bra vich hath panda aaa……. sardar : koi gal ni us bewaqoof nu ki pata ke batuwa te mere kol a ……….