Lovely smsA selection of lovely, romantic, cute, sweet poetic & friendly texts. To send to close friends & loved ones. Send good morning loves sms, love sms jokes, love poems sms, hate u sms to your soul mates.

Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims “71st and [...]

Sardarji: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye, whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out the cup before you drink. tags: hindi birthday sms, Flirt sms, Sms joke, mother\\\’s day sms, Wise word, sms birthday jokes, birthday text, Birthday sms, Friendship sms, happy birthday message

Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says – What a shit ? “I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all” ?. Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory….

1 Sardar doosre sardar se ” das zara duniya da mushkil tareen kam ki ay ” ?? 2nd sardar” helmet paa k chummi lena! tags: Funny sms, Wise word, Sms joke, Hindi Urdu sms, Flirt sms, Love sms, Friendship sms

Do sardar jungle main ja rahe thae raste main aik sheer aa gia. Aik sardar ne us ki aankh main matti dali our bhagne laga dosra sardar wahan khara raha pahle ne usae kaha k bhaago He replied: Main koun bhagoon matti to tum ne dalli hai…….. tags: Hindi Urdu sms, Wise word, Love sms, [...]