A selection of lovely, romantic, cute, sweet poetic & friendly texts. To send to close friends & loved ones. Send good morning loves sms, love sms jokes, love poems sms, hate u sms to your soul mates.
Paddy met Mick in the street and said, ’Paddy, in future you should draw your bedroom curtains before making love to your wife !’
’Why?’ Paddy asked.
’Because,’ said Mick, ’all the street was sniggering when they saw you two making love yesterday.’
Mick said, ’Nosey buggers, well then, the laugh’s on them. I wasn’t home yesterday.’
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