Judge Said To Pathan:
Tum Per Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Sabit Nahi Hua
Lihaza Tum Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jata Hai…

Pathan: Tou Is Ka Matlab K Main Cycle Rakh Loon …? ;->

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Duniya K Sabse Chhote Jokes:

1)2 Aurate Chupchap Baithi Hai.

2)1 Buddhi Bachpan Me Mar Gayi.

3)Ganja Sardr

4)2 Sardr Chess Khelte Hue…

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Palmist Larke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola:

“Beta Tum Bahut Pahroge”

Ladka: “Saale,Pahr To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu,

Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga…??”

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Feeling Sad?

Then Imagine
.
Im Wid U

( ‘ ; ‘ ) ( ‘ ; ‘ )
(,,)–(,,)(,,)–(,,)

Now U Happy?

.
.
.

No?
.
.
.

Chal Fer DAFFA Ho!

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=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=

Save Water

Take Bath

With

Neighbours Daughter

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Mr.Choha Aur Mrs Choha Resturant Gain,

Mr.Choha Ne Waiter Ko Order Diya

Malai Potty
Shahi Potty
Karahi Potty
Mix Potty

Per Dekho Piyaaz Mut Dalna

Bahut Smell Ati Hain

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