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2 – Like To Study Forever

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5 – Want To Pay For His Sins In This World

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A

Sincere

Pray

To

“GOD”

“O! God I Don’t Ask
Anything For Me.
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A
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&
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In Case Of Accident …. ???

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No Matter How Bad You Are

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You Are Not Totally Useless …

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A

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Newton’s:
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Pakistani Police:
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