Smething 4 A True Friend:
A Good FRIEND Will Cum N Bail U Out If U R In JAIL!!!
A True Friend

Cant.??
B’coz
He Is Sittin NXT To U Sayin:
Dude.. Fasss Gaye Yaar

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Kisi Say Mazaq Karne K 2 Tareeqay . .

1 Phir Kabhi JÄN¡X . . ;->

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Khudi Ko Kr HaseeN Itna k KatreeNA KAIF Khud tUm Se Kahay.

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“Aj Kala Jora Paa Sadi Farmaish Tay”

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Ek Sahab Tez Chaltay Ja Rahay Thay,

Ek Larki Ko DeKh Kr Ruk Gaye Or Bolay

“Mainay Apko Pehlay Kahin Dekha Hai”

Girl Answer:Yes! I’m Nurse In Mental Hospital;-)

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A Lawyer Sent An Overdue Bill 2 A Client

With A Note Tht Read:Dis Bill Is 1 Yr Old

By Return Mail The Lawyer Had His

Bill Back W/A Note Tht Read:Happy Birthday!

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A Painter Was Famous Due 2 His Reality In Photo,
Tourist Askd 4om Him:In D¡S Foto Nobody Has Been Working,

While U’ve Written Below”View Of Work In Government Office”
Painter Answerd:This Iz Reality. . . . . . .;->

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New Exciting Offer From
Uniliver Pakistan Limited.
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Ab Shampoo Ki Her Bottle K Sath 1

“AATE”

Ka Sachet Bilkul Free.:-)

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An Interesting Line Written At The Back Of A Biker ‘ S T Shirt:

“If You Are Able To See This,

Please Tell Me That My Girlfriend Has Fallen Off”

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hum film india ki dekhty ha, songs india k suntey hai,
fashion india k karty hai tu phir jab pakistan match harta hai
tu ghussa q jeet bhi tu india ki honi chaiye na ?

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Qimat Per na jayen. 1 jaga 4 sms
kare , tabiat ziada khrab ho tu
fone karen, tamam sms waldain
ki pohnch se dur rakhen
Wazarat-e-Dosti.
Hokumat-e nujwan.

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1nce Mother In Law And Daughter In Law

Both Were Walking
Mother In Law Got Tired And Stopped…

Daughter In Law Died On Spot…..How ?

Kyunki ‘Saas Ruk Gayi’

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Ek Aur Killing sMS

Killing sMs

Naalayakon

Mein sMs Ka Khoon Kar Raha Hun Aur Tum Log

Sirf Scrol Kiye Jaa Rahe Ho !!!

Dusht , Paapi Rakshasi Daitya !!!

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