Teacher: why are you late

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can’t your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

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3 Responses to “Teacher: why are you late”

  1. Shivani says:

    Teacher: Why are you so late?

    Student: Because I saw a sign while coming to class

    Teacher: And why did the sign say that made you come so late

    Student: It said “SCHOOL AHEAD” “GO SLOW” ! LOL!

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