Teacher:
(1)There is a frog,
(2)Ship is sinking,
(3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg.

Then,what is my age?

STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?

STUDENT:Well, my sister is
16 yrs old and she is half mad.

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