Ek larki ka rape ho gaya, Wo behosh ho gayee

Jab usse hosh aaya to wo zor zor se rone lagi

.

Police: Ro kyun rahi ho?

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Larki: KAMENA mera N73 le gaya..!

Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
‘TWINS TWINS’

Newton in romantic mood……

Universal law:

“Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer

from

One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money ”

First law:

“A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl

in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless

any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and

break the legs of the boy. ”

Second law:

“The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is

directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and

the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the

bank balance. ”

Third law:

“The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and

opposite to the force applied by the girl while slap.