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		<title>N73 le gaya..!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 18:03:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lovesms</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ek larki ka rape ho gaya, Wo behosh ho gayee
Jab usse hosh aaya to wo zor zor se rone lagi
.
Police: Ro kyun rahi ho?
.
Larki: KAMENA mera N73 le gaya..! 


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ek larki ka rape ho gaya, Wo behosh ho gayee</p>
<p>Jab usse hosh aaya to wo zor zor se rone lagi</p>
<p>.</p>
<p>Police: Ro kyun rahi ho?</p>
<p>.</p>
<p>Larki: KAMENA mera N73 le gaya..! </p>


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		<title>TWINS TWINS</title>
		<link>http://www.lovelysms.com/blog/funny-sms/9435731988-2</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 10:38:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>coolme.rishav</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
‘TWINS TWINS’


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?<br />
I put my dog out of the window,<br />
u put ur face out,<br />
then people started shouting<br />
‘TWINS TWINS’</p>


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		<title>Newton in romantic mood</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 20:50:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dala</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Newton in romantic mood&#8230;&#8230;
Universal law:
&#8220;Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer
from
One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money &#8221;
First law:
&#8220;A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Newton in romantic mood&#8230;&#8230;</p>
<p>Universal law:</p>
<p>&#8220;Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer</p>
<p>from</p>
<p>One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money &#8221;</p>
<p>First law:</p>
<p>&#8220;A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl</p>
<p>in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless</p>
<p>any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and</p>
<p>break the legs of the boy. &#8221;</p>
<p>Second law:</p>
<p>&#8220;The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is</p>
<p>directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and</p>
<p>the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the</p>
<p>bank balance. &#8221;</p>
<p>Third law:</p>
<p>&#8220;The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and</p>
<p>opposite to the force applied by the girl while slap.</p>


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