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Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now". Doctor: Is this her first child? Copyright www.lovelysms.com Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............ --- Full Name: shashi 2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!! --- Full Name: zubair Mobile: 0345-5084071 Sardar: Will u merry , after i die . Wife : No i wiil live with my sister. Wife : Will u marry , after i die .Copyright www.lovelysms.com Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister. --- Full Name: SMS KING Mobile: 0300-4794610 How do you make a Sardar laugh on "Saturday"? Tell him "a joke Tuesday --- Full Name: Waqar Mobile: 03454347097 or 03344051123 Sardarji is filling up a job application........................... He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc. Then came the column Salary Expected..................... After much thought he writes: Yes............................. --- Full Name: Waqar Mobile: 03454347097 or 03344051123 A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Copyright www.lovelysms.com Sardar: B.Com final year" --- Full Name: Irfan Sunpal Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331 A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE" Full Name: Irfan Sunpal Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331 teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!" Full Name: Irfan Sunpal Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331 Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya. guess karo kyun le kar gaya? aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha ha ha ha.Sonum.03204186155. Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha. Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu? Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon...... --- Full Name: Sonum Mobile: 03204186155 SARDARNE 2 SARDR SARDAR G MAIN NE AJ PANE KO BEWAKOOF BANAYA SARDAR.WO KAISAY SARDARNE. MAIN NE PANE GARAM KYA PER THANDAY SE NAHA LYA HA HA HA BABLOO.03045239071 --- Full Name: BABLOO Mobile: 03045239071 interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov 28.interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear. Copyright www.lovelysms.com --- Full Name: mumo Mobile: oo919849100056 sardarji (raste se jate samay friend se ek chig dekhake): are yar main ese kahi dekha hain second sardarji:han main bhi ese kahi dekha hain first sardarji(use sungh kar ):are yar yad aaraha hain. second sardarji:ha muse bhi yad aa raha hain. first saradarji:test leta hain aur kahata hain are yar yah to gobar hain acha huaa main es per pair nahi diya. --- Full Name: shirya a grl in a wedding ceremony want 2 go 2 da toilet. she asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao. sardar replied unaughty girl pehlay tum dikhao. Copyright www.lovelysms.com --- Full Name: tayyab Mobile: 03214144564
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