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Teacher, billi k itnay saray bachay kun hotay hain?
student, miss agar aap bhi kapray uttar kar bahir ghoomain to aap k us se
bhi ziada hon gay.sameer
Devdas says to paro:aik sham mera naam ker do.
paro : ja ja main kahan or tu kahan.
Devdas:itna garoor tu CHAND ko bhi nahin hai.
Paro:kase hota CHAND per dagh jo hain.
Devdas called his son(CHAND):Tu aaj phir nahi nahea... IMMI
Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to.
Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye main
doobonga to sahara dega cidny
JUST IMAGINE...
life without girls.
result=markets silent,streets empty,police at rest, All mobile companies in
loss,no sms,no flowers, no valentiens,no candels, no perfumes, no travelling,
ALL THE MEN DIRECT TO HEAVEN ...SaaMer 03002711588
One day a lady coming from from a womans meeting said to her husban ntate
bare njwale re ya lekana and the husband replied ba le file marente na? siya
Man: please give me black colour condom
shopkeeper:why black colour condom????
man:my friend's dead so i want to share the sadness with his wife tomorrow
night love_ever
The more you study. the more you know,
The more you know. The more you forget,
The more you forget. The less you know,
So why study? Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641
A woman goes to a doctor & said: doctor! can u make another hole near my v--na?
Dr: why?
woman: bussines is doing good, so i'm planing to open a new branch
(William)
Teacher asked Chotta Sardar:What is answer 7+3? Sardar:counted in his
fingers. Techr: It not allowed.Sardr Put it down the hands in his Pocket,
And tell the answer is "11" Rakesh
Mukesh sais to Anil Ambani:"I wnt to kiss ur wife". Anil replied: "Ok but
40paisa per min" anil wife shouted "don't cheat him. Reliance to reliance
free.Kingshook
2)life before marriage is AIRTEL-aisi agadi aur kaha! After marriage is
HUTCH- whenever go network follows u. but after 5 years life is notreachable.
Kingshook
Full Name: Osman +92 (0) 345566641
School- a place where papa pays & son plays.
Life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
Life so tht you can die rich.
Nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his.
Bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree.
Full Name: JAM ARIF 03216862834
a sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
a customer GIRL asks:underwear dikhana'
sardar thora sharma ker: g aaj pehna nahi ha.
POROZA
first prisoner:What were you convicted for?
Second prisoner:Nothing.
First prisoner:Honestly...for nothing.I stole a wallet, but there was
nothing in it?
Full Name: da Chiz +27734781820.
Cops were spreading the message:"No more street vendors."A Venda woman said
2 de cops:"Why only Vendas,what about street Tsongas,street Zulus & the
rest?"
Full Name: Atif Aziz
Paroo Nay Kahaa 200 looon gee hill hill kay dooon gee.
kanjuse shahrukh nay kahaa 100 doon ga main khud hill loon gaa.
parooo nay kaha 100 bhe bachalay haath say hillaa lay..........!
Full Name: boere
SCIENTISTS hav done tests & concluded th@, if a man sleeps wth a Chinese
woman wthout a condom, he is likely to have AIDS but it won;t last bcos it's
FONG KONG
Full Name: Raja 7431
God apun se bola, "KIDHAR JANE KA "
Jannat Ya Dozakh !
Apun boola " DOZAKH "
U know apun aisa q bola?
Bcoz apun ko maloom k tum sala dost log
wahin mile ga......!!!:-)
Full Name: ADNAN03214124457
SON;papa kiya ap kabhi EGYPT gaye he?
PAPA;nahi beta,kyo kiya hua
SON;to phir ye ap itni khof naak
MUMMY kaha se laye he
ALWAYS REMEMBER ME
Full Name: DeepU
A mans occupation
is 2 stick his coqulation
up a womens ventalation
2 increase the population
of the younger generation
if ya wanna demonstration
please lie down
Full Name: hussain
03216029382
want to hear a dirty joke!!!!
2 pigs jumped in mud
want to hear a clean joke!!!!
they took a bath...
Full Name: Ö§mäñ +92 (0) 3454 566641
Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai....
ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega.
Full Name: SAMEER
BROTHER: BAHN MERE DOST AYE HAI CHAI BANA DO
SISTER: NAHI ME NAHI BANA RAHI
BROTHER: BANA DE JAB TERE YAR AYENGE TAB ME BANA DOUNGA
Full Name: Ö§mäñ +92 (0) 3454 566641
Ravand had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman!
You have only 2 eyes.......
But you sight every woman. Now who is Ravand?
Full Name: Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641
Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.
Full Name: vijay 0345-3856687
DHAMAKA OFFER
SEND YOUR GIRLFRND 2 ME
&
GET A CHILD FREE!!
HURRY UP 1ST TEN ENTRIES WILL GET TWINS
YOU CAN B ONE OF LUCKY MAN!!!
make ur luv to galfrnd on valentine day she will tell u a gud news on
mothers day then u will hav a child on childrens day dont try this on
everyone u will hav a bad news on 1 dec(aids day)muskan
Full Name: lamba
close ur eyes when u think u were ugly.......
after all u will live in dark
aik larki darzi ki dukan pa jati hai aur pochti hai, G yah galay miltay
hain?Darzi:waisay galay miltay tou nahi hain laykin ap kahti hain tou mil
laytay hain. waqas 03455064369
Full Name: Ahsan 0321-8666122
When u fall in love there is no power to stop u,
But only one power that can stop u?
Guess what????
"Abbey di juttian"..
Full Name: Codename 147
A question was asked from inzi we have heard your wife had baby, Inzi: first
of all thanks to ALLAH, credit goes to boys they really worked hard its a
team effort especially afridi.
Full Name: muskan
curcuit-hey mammu papad aur jhapat mein kya fark hai
MAMMu-nahi pata
curcuit_to kha ke dekhle pata chal jayega
Full Name: muskan
MAMMU-ye chand to raat mein nikalta hai aj din mein kaise nikal gaya
GIRL-ullu to raaat mein bolta hai aaj din mein kaise bol pada`
Full Name: mukan
curcuit-bhai bapu(gandhiji) ne bola tha ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolneka,aaj se
apun bhi jhoot nahi bolega
MUNNA BHAI-hey curcuit wo sunita ka baap ayela hai tereko dhund reyla hai
CURCUIT-bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai kheti karneko
MUNNA BHAI-pan abhi to tu bola ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolega
CURCUIT-apun jhoot nahi bolega par tu to bol sakta hai na
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A~L~I
11 Galz ask the fruit seller to give us 11 bananas.Fruit seller:I'll not
sell less then 12 bananas.1 Gal said:le le yar,1 kha lein gy.
Teacher:batao Gandhi jee kaise paida huye?
boy:indian govt says "I.S.I is fully involved in dis tragedy".Kehti
hai"I.S.I na banti Gandhi jee ka janm na hota" zain(Silent Cry)
75yrz old man got married with a girl of 15 yrz old. At marriage nite they
both r crying cuz Girl don't know anything and an old man hav 4gotten
evrythng Shahbaz Jani
jab gabbar paifa hua tab uski maa ne use 2-3 thappad lagaye
fateher-kya hua?
kambakht peda hote hi puch raha tha kitne admi the muskan
ek din mirinda aur 7up ladne lage jab pepsi ne poocha applogh kyun ladh rahe
hoo, tu mirinda aur 7up ne pepsi se kaha sale kale tu apna kaam kar. khaled
Girl to Mom: "Is it true that Babies come out from the same place where Boys
put their P---S?"
Mom: "Yes"
Girl: "Wow! My Baby will come out from my mouth"
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