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Love sms SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....Dont get confused
SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You.....Have A wonderful day...By Shaizi


Love sms I have won a holiday
I have won a holiday trip to Cyprus with 5family members and 2friends.

Love sms What wiil you be doing
What wiil you be doing on the weekend?
I want someone to look after my dog.By Ndia

Love sms IN case of fire read
IN case of fire read this message...................
..........I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT.By ALI AFZAL

Love sms When I was born Devil
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....By Ali

Love sms Arz kiya hai: I am a
Arz kiya hai:
I am a dog and u r a flower,
gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower! By amjad hanif


Love sms u r a donkey d 4
u r a donkey
d 4 decent
o 4 outclass
n 4 nice
k 4 kind
e 4 excelent
y 4 young By Shibz

Love sms Suno kahana hoo ..................... Ja ha ho
Suno kahana hoo .....................
Jaha ho wahi rahna ..................
3-4 gahntte tak bahar nahi niklana ..........
Tumaharee jan ko khatra hai ..........
Bahir Bandar pakerne wale phir rahe hain .....By Umair

Love sms woh konsi jagha hai jaha
woh konsi jagha hai jaha mard aur aurat ke baal CURLY hote hai
KYA!
kitna ganda sochte ho.........
I am talking about AFRICA
sudhar jao!!By Sonia

Love sms Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi! ........by Sa Ak

Love sms Those Sparkling Eyes That Amazing Face A
Those Sparkling Eyes
That Amazing Face
A 100watt smile
The Enthu Stride
The Cheerful Talk
Charming stud
I'm still The same
hw r u?...wts up?by Sa Ak

Love sms Rozay mahshar sawal hoon gay; Husan
Rozay mahshar sawal hoon gay;
Husan walay kharab hoon gay;
Bewafa shumar hoon gay;
Pehli suf may JANAB hoon gay; By Asif

Love sms if i need "Brain Transplantation"
if i need "Brain Transplantation" i will perfer your brain...
dont think that you are a genious.......... i need a brain which is never used beforeALI AFZAL

Love sms If u Punch me,I dont
If u Punch me,I dont mind
If u Hurt me,I dont mind
If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind
If u Insult me,I dont mind
Bcause U R MY"ATM CARD" nasim mahanagar

Love sms Hum dua karte hain Khuda
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!ALI AFZAL

Love sms I I L I LO I LOV I LOVE
I
I L
I LO
I LOV
I LOVE
I LOVE U
I LOVE Uttappa
more than 'DOSA' To kab khila rahe ho.Sudarshan

Love sms Musharraf sahab ko india par
Musharraf sahab ko india par attack ke liye 500 bandro ki zaroorat hai,499 phonch chukay hai is liye message padhkar foran niklo. Naveed Jafri

Love sms Let the most beautiful dream
Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight,Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight.... But dont make it a habit bcoz I m not free every night....Preety

Love sms i belive u so much.
i belive u so much. i trusted u so much. but u told my secret to every one. why did u told every one that i am so beautiful. Mady

Love sms sirf tumhare liye chand tare
sirf tumhare liye chand tare chode doon, honda city, mercedes, bmw sari dolat chode doon itna kafi ha ya do chaar aur chode doon. mumtaz

Love sms Can v do romance in
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
Reply me soon
urs lovingly,
"MOSQUITO" by sandgirl**frend4ever

Love sms just go to hell yes you u
just go to hell
yes you
u only !
because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness.Raj

Love sms teri sula ke lu? ya bitha
teri sula ke lu?
ya bitha ke lu?
ya tujhe karu khada
ya fir terijuka-jukake lu?
ab tu hi bata
ki mein teri...
photo kaise lu. Rajesh

Love sms I want to kill the
I want to kill the
SWEETEST,
SMARTEST,
CHARMING,
ATTRACTIVE &
GOOD LOOKING Person on earth,
but then I thought my friend ....
SUCIDE is a crime.Jeet (Mumbai)

Love sms Warning, cell phones cause radiations
Warning, cell phones cause radiations which results in brain damage, but u r safe, it only affects people with brain. How lucky u r, no brain, no tension.By Adeela