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One Stone is Enough to break a Glass.....
One Stone is Enough to break a Glass..... One sentence is Enough to break
a heart....... One Second is Enough to fall In Love ... and .... One Love
is Enough to make worse a whole Life!
A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best
A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r
Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just
K - Kidding
Government of USA has introduced
Government of Pakistan has introduced
a new rule...Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U
r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???
L o n g
t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used
L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y
idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues....
Hey
Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha (In Urdu)
Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab
Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha
Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys
Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..
:
Aapko...hum
sirf aapko aur aapko (in urdu)
Aapko...hum sirf aapko aur aapko
are aapko haan haan aapko ,baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi
bas aapko hamesha tang karenge......
American-Dogs can find Bombs in my country
American-Dogs can find Bombs in my country.Japanese-Fish can play
Ball in my country. Indians-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS
in my country...
1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u -
Could u fax me ur
photo very very urgently ? Mind u -
it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp
.... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER
From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been
..........a headache!
U
r a nice person...
U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live.... By Manzar
Can
v do romance in the midnigh 2day
Can v do romance in the midnigh
2day? I'm in a gud mood:) Just a little bit of kissing n bitin!! Reply
me soon, urs Loving Mosquito By
Nav D
In
heaven together we were in
In heaven together we were in a big
hall. An Angel told us to write our sins before going in, but before l
could start writing any thing l heard you caling for ''EXTRA SHEET''.
Stay Cool. By JBM
Rose(In
Urdu)
Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.By Javed
Repeat
these lines at least(In Urdu)
Repeat these lines at least 2 hours
everyday after Namaz outside the mosque & u will b a millionare within
few Months. "Allah k naam par de de baba"By
Javed
A
friend is like a pillow u
A friend is like a pillow u can hug
when ur in trouble, cry when ur in pain and embrace when ur happy, when
u need a friend so.....buy a pillow By
fathee
A
baby monkey asked his mother
A baby monkey asked his mother"Mom, why r we so ugly"???Mom
said - Thank GOD we look like this, u should see the person reading this
SMS ! ! ! !By Yatin
FRDSHIP
is vast like UNIVERSE.
FRDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE.Deep
like OCEAN.
High like SKY.Strong like IRON.Kind like MOTHER.& cute like ME.By
Amina
AM
I CUTE? TEST call if im
AM I CUTE? TEST call if im cute miss call if im
gorgeous Text back if im preety Text a joke if im charming Just ignore
if ur jealous By Naveed
if
sumone calls u cra (In Urdu)
if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,if sumone calls
u duffer,relax,if sumone calls u stupid be cool,but if sumone calls u
"cute" lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,mazak ki b koi hud
hoti hai.By Meeni
R
u mad?
R u mad?
Y r u reading me?
There is nothing in me.
Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.
I think u will never stop reading me.
OK
Read me now. By Dr.Bilal
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