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Love sms God made man and then
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested


Love sms MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness
MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??

Love sms This cat is cat a
This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!

Love sms ><(((:>I send dis fish as
><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)By shehran ayub

Love sms One day Raja and rani
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call" By Zunera

Love sms can you lend me 2000
can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????By Kamy

Love sms terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers...
terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres. By Baasha

Love sms Dear user,your wife can become
Dear user,your wife can become mother without your struggle!Just SMS 'CHILD' or call customer care at 9890****** & be a tension-free DAD! By Manish

Love sms A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their
A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their son,but they dont know proper word to print,so they printed the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS: By Shabab ikram

Love sms Husband sitting near to his
Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,Husband:please slow down the speed of car.Wife:No ;please. No; please NopleaseNopls..Husband:the Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of axident;Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh...By shaheryar

Love sms Why do couples hold hands
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !By Pretty

Love sms girl friends are like mobile
girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy. Junaid

Love sms Husband asks, Do you know
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.FRM MALEFTY (KG)07242250504 : FLOYD

Love sms PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls
PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)

Love sms MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar.
MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)

Love sms MAMU :Chand toh raat ko
MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)

Love sms Hay Baby smiley Atom Bomb: An
Hay Baby ;) Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions. Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)

Love sms Marriage: It's an agreement in which
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master .Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)

Love sms Love affairs:Something like cricket, where one-day
Love affairs:Something like cricket,
where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)

Love sms Pappu, while filling up a
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long!Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)