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Q-Why is reading a Playboy/Playgirl
magazine like reading National Geographic?
A-U get 2 see many great places u dont get 2 visitDyson
Judge-y did u attack tat young man?
Old lady- he grabbed me, took
my clothes off, threw me on d bed & shouted APRIL FOOL!Dyson
A girl & her grandma were sitting in the balcony. Girl shouted
to her mother[who was inside]"mom, Tom cruise is coming"
Mother:"you come inside"
Few minutes later Girl shouted, "mom, Clinton is coming"
Mother:"Ask your Grandma also to come inside"
shankar
(In Urdu)
PATENT:- DOCTOR SAABH MUJHE BAHUT PATLE DAST AA RAHE HAI
DOCTOR:- KITNE PATLE
PATENT:- DOCTOR SAABH BAHUT PATLE
DOCTOR:- KITNE PATLE
PATENT:- SAABH ITNE PATLE KI SMS PADNE VALLA KULLA KAR LE
MOHIT ADLAKHA
(In Urdu)
Man: sir i m married, i had 10 childs, plz tell me my favorite stone,
favorite star, & favorite number, Astropamist:
Oh. No. ab ap ka guzara SABAZ
SITARA sey hi ho ga......
eight man r raping a woman ..the woman is laughing nonstop
..so after the men get bugged n ask her y she laughing ..she replies " mujhe
AIDS hai "*******RocKy
One is looking very upset by thinking that.......
"HOW HIS SISTER HAS 2 BRITHERS AND HE HAS ONLY ONE"Hanish
Two ladies were working in a furniture shop,one for ELLERINES and
other one was working for WONDER furniture shop they use to take the same
bus at same stop at the same time. So other day they were
waiting until
late and the lady thats works for WONDER said "I WONDER WHY THIS BUS IS
LATE" and the other lady didnt want to be left out she said "I ELLERINES
WHATS WRONG? Nonto
A womman was bragging to her neighbour about her son, a
university student. "Our son is so brilliant, every time we get a letter
from him we have tio go to the dictionary," said a proud mom. "You are
lucky, "the neighbour said. "Every time we get a letter from ours, we have
to go to the bank!"POROZA
In Urdu
a kid says to teacher:techer meri ammi ko bacha hojaye ga.
teacher says: yes
kid:meri anty ko bacha ho jayega.
teacher yes.
kid: teacher aap ko bacha ho jaye ga.
teacher yes.
kid: teacher is munni ko bacha ho jaye ga.
teacher no beta ye abhi bohat choti hay.
kid : dekha munni men ne kaha tha na kuch nahi hoga
Lucky
Can U name FIVE Great KINGS who have brought HAPPINESS into PEOPLES
LIVES??
ANSWER: "drin-KING, smo-KING, lic-KING, suc-KING & ofcourse fucKING
djlynn
Hindi
question:NISAR kaise paida hua ????
answer:jawani janeman haseen dilruba mil do dil jawan NISAR hogaya
2152152(shiraz)
Two snakes meet each other..
First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip! hira_sub
in Urdu
Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte
ho?
Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena
ye do peg ke baad khulti hain
adil(not doing love)mehboob
A mother bought her son a $39 Halloween costume to scare his friends
"Should I take the price tag off?", the boy asked.
"Leave it on," his mother replied. "We'll scare your father too
Irfan Ali Arain
In Urdu
Son:Papa,Sab log Shadi Karke Pareshan hain,To Shadi Kyo Karte
Hain.?Papa:Beta,Akal Badaam Khane se nahi,Thokar Khake Ati He
Anusheel Jauhari From Gwalior
A young man asked a priest.........
Father!Is it a sin to sleep with a girl?....
Priest!N my child....But problem is that u guys never SLEEP....poppy
a man gave his testes to boy to play.they threw moni on him he
pressurisd them and man dead fakhar abbas
i want to fuck u from day to late night so that u get pragnant.and i
will kill ur child so that i got lot of money from insurance policy of ur
child imtiyaz
1986 ke girl;
Mama jeans pehen lon
Mom;Na baiti log kiya kahen gay.
2006 ke girl;Mama mini skirt pehen lon
Mom; pehen baiti kuch to pehen.............
maham khan
girls are like an internet virus, they enter ur life, scan ur poket ,
transfer ur money, edit ur mind, download their problems delete ur smiles
and hang u for ever Cheema_303
How Do U Tell To UR Girlfriend If U Want 2 go 2 Toilet During Dinner?
Darling,I've 2 Shake Hands with a Close friend of MIne Whom I'm Going 2
introduce 2 u Later.Rocky
Sadham meets kajol n
asks her " how is ur life ?" , kajol says "
Kabie khushi kabie gham!" n kajol asks Sadham " how about u? " n he says "
kabie BUSH kabie BOMB"!!!!!!!Haby
teacher teaching algebra to student
A=B=C
it means A=C
sir asked 2 giv exampl 4 it
student:sir i luv u, u luv ur daughter,it means i luv ur daughter
lucky
NEWTONS LAW OF LOVE:- LOVE CAN NEITHER B CREATED NOR DESTROYD BUT IT
CAN ONLY B CHNGD FRM ONE
GRL TO ANTHR WID D LOSS OF MONEY
murtuza-09924853312
A MAN PUT A LAMP ON HIS WIFE HEAD AND SAID TO HER IF YOU LIED THESE LAMP
WILL TURN ON DO YOU UNDERSTAND ????? SHE SAID YES ....
THE LAMP TURNED ON !!!!Squall
What a bad day 4 elisa! her mom & dad went out 2 a church so she
decided 2 invite her boyfriend Dipopo 2 come with his friend Khali bcoz
she's left alone @ home.The 2 arrived in time, her parents came back
unexpectedly 4rom Church @ she told Dipopo 2 hide under the bed &
khali ot
top of the wadrop@ her bedroom, both of them went 2 her bedroom. Her dad
asked how was her day? & she said,"mmmmm,,,, fine" & her Mom said,"The 1 who
is on top knows everythin(refering 2 God with a finger)" emmidiatly Khali
had that, he jumped down from the wadrop & said, the 1 who knows everything
is the 1 under the bed(Dipopo)............ PAPIRO
Ek aadmi Ki Biwi Gum Ho gaiee. Who Ramji ke Mandir gaya. Ramji ne
kaha, Wats baaju mein Viraajmaan Hanuman se Prarthana kar, meri bhi unho ne
dhoondhi thi.Darshan
One night, Mooch was making
love for the first time after the
wedding. She saw it all on TV but the husband was like, "Man, you cry lke
the virgin but you know how to give it all to me, in all angles to fuck it"
Mpho
Why are Egyptian's Children always confused??
Coz after death, their DADDY becomes the MUMMY.
Mahiwaal
Romance Mathematics
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Mahiwaal
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