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Love sms Mujhe SMS karo aur pao
Mujhe SMS karo aur pao Bumper prize. 19" TV ka diba, Dubai janey wale jahaz ko TA TA karney ka mauqa,10 lakh wali car ka Photo,ek Dinner wo bhi aap ke ghar.... karan

Love sms Pappu, while filling up a
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!!!!! Karan
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Full Name: karan
Mobile: 9967310619

Love sms Dosti kro college wali se,
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.
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Full Name: riz
Mobile: 03013363302

Love sms Jaate hue kuch aisa kar
Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam -Eng Trans. Do such kind of doings before leaving to HELL :-)
ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN" Eng Trans. that from every street, every one saying "Oh Dad"... "Oh Dad"
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Full Name: Ashee
Mobile: 0322-6064039

Love sms ek jungle mein chuhay se
ek jungle mein chuhay se sab dartey the,
agar sher us k samnay aa jata to dar kar bhaag jaata,
haathi bhi kahin chup jata,
aas paas k log yeh dekh kar preshaan huay or kaha aakhir kia maajra hai,
pata chala chuha MQM mein tha.

Love sms Itna Khubsurat kese muskuralete ho...? Itna
Itna Khubsurat kese muskuralete ho...?
Itna Katil Kese Sharmalete Ho.....?
Bachpan Se kameene Ho .....?
Ya Shakal Ayisy banalete Ho ...?
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Full Name: Ashan
Mobile: 009656938231

Love sms When I was born Devil
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition
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Full Name:
Mobile: 9421541874

Love sms GIRL FRIEND IS FOR FUN,WIFE
GIRL FRIEND IS FOR FUN,WIFE IS FOR SON, GIRL FRIEND IS NIGHT PARTNER,WIFE IS LIFE PARTNER, GIRL FRIEND IS TOOTY FRUITY WHILE WIFE IS QISMATH POOTI
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Full Name: HAROON
Mobile: 0333901186

Love sms Teacher: tumhari abhi pitae karti
Teacher: tumhari abhi pitae karti ho nakhoon(nails) q nahee katay?
Student: M,m,m,m,miss ma to subha roz kattaa ho par van ka driver itni slow drive karta hai k rastay ma he nails bar jatay hai
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Full Name: Azeem
Mobile: 03212951308

Love sms Santa was riding on a
Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note mama'
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Full Name: dk verma
Mobile: 9826490976

Love sms A sardarji Doctor falls in
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....
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Full Name: AARaja
Mobile: 9943474320

Love sms 2 Sardars looking at Egyptian
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
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Full Name: maddy
Mobile: 9869311172

Love sms Ek Hathi Agar Nadi Me
Ek Hathi Agar Nadi Me Kudta Hai To Kya Hoota Hai.....?.....?....?Socho.....?Are Hathi Gilla Ho Jata Hai.....
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Full Name: fadi
Mobile: 3467851188

Love sms 1 sardar 2 another sardar;yaar
1 sardar 2 another sardar;yaar kal tumhein bas mein thaper kyon para;sardar replied;yaar meri tasveer larki ke qadmon mein gir gye thi.mein ne kaha behn jee zara saari
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Full Name: shaz
Mobile: 03336248212

Love sms Bari Barsi Khtan Gya Te
Bari Barsi Khtan Gya Te Khat ke Liyande Kher.......Jera 5 min de ander menu SMS na kare ooooooooo apni mashook da veeeer. BOLO TARA RA RA
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Full Name: shaz
Mobile: 03336248212

Love sms terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers...
terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.
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Full Name: HAji
Mobile: 03228668276

Love sms can you lend me 2000
can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????

Love sms One day Raja and rani
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call"

Love sms Hamaare Dil ke arman aansuon
Hamaare Dil ke arman aansuon me beh gaye,
Hum gali me thay gali me reh gaye,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Kambakhat light chali gayi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye..
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Full Name: ram
Mobile: 9229807429

Love sms Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Bihre
Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bihre ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya Zamana Aaya hai!!!
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Full Name: ilyas janam (ilyas_nicemuskhan)
Mobile: 0333-9685581 or 0345-3980031

Love sms Hontho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas
Hontho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai,
Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur Q na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai

Love sms Arzo hai unki galiyon ke
Arzo hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte
kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,
wo to hamare na ho sake par hum
kutton ke sardar ho gaye..

Love sms Mere Marne ke baad aey
Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana...
agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana...
Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narag me hai

Love sms Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte
Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho... Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho..

Love sms Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana
Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana dete,Uski ek Ada pe Kai gazal bana dete...Kambhakt marti nahi mujh par larkiyaan,Warna LUCKNOW me bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete

Love sms the hero of TITANIC went
the hero of TITANIC went to court to prove that he is the most HANDSOME,SWEET&SMART guy on the arth but he failed. he came out angrily & ask. yaar ye ILYAS kon hai

Love sms HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF
HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE, TERE LIYE CHAND TARE TOR DENGE, TERE LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAZE KHOL DENGE, 1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHO TERE SAARE DAANT TOR DENGE HA..HA..HA

Love sms A 60 year old bachelor
A 60 year old bachelor advertizes his zaroorat-e-rishta in newspaper. After a month, he gets a letter saying, "Miyan! Is umar mein farishtey aatey hain, rishtey nahin."
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Full Name: Hamdard
Mobile: 9884406909

Love sms Maine kaha "Dil Ruba" Usne kaha
Maine kaha "Dil Ruba"
Usne kaha balance bhijwa
Maine kaha "Paise Nahi"
Usne kaha "Kaise nahi"
Maine kaha "Mehangai Hai"
Usne kaha "Ja aaj se tu mera bhai ha
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Full Name: m.riz
Mobile: 03224029053

Love sms ek sardar darvaze k bahir
ek sardar darvaze k bahir bandook liye khra tha,his wife askes him"y r u standing here".sardar ji bole"sher k shikar pe ja raha hoon.wife"to jaao na!sardar ji"kese jaoon bahir KUTA khra he...!
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Full Name: balam
Mobile: 03063636798

Love sms maine pucha chand se k
maine pucha chand se k kahin dekha hai mere yar sa hasin.....chand ne kaha ullu k pathe itni upar se kiya dikhta hai koi
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Full Name: adnan
Mobile: 03219691413

Love sms Rabri : age jante hain
Rabri : age jante hain raat me belli pura dudhwa p jati hai.
Lalu : tumko kyee bar bole hain ki raat me baluj ka button lga kr soya kar.
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Full Name: Azad
Mobile: 09213151902

Love sms Sardar was standing without a
Sardar was standing without a shirt, a friend say's wah Sardar g barri fit chest hey tuhaday, Sardar proudly replies; oye haley tey tu apni parjayee de nahi vekhe.
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Full Name: Majid
Mobile: 0333 5641879

Love sms Arre deewano mujay pehchano. Kahan say
Arre deewano mujay pehchano.
Kahan say aya main............?
May kon hoon?
May kon hoon?
May kon hoon?
May kon hoon?
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number dekh k pata nahi lagda.

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Full Name: Qaisar(03016495731)(03456520426)
Mobile: 03016495731