When i open my eyes
every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
Funny sms
About Funny SMS
A good funny SMS is the cheapest way to improve a friend's day. This collection gathers funny text messages, short jokes, witty one-liners and playful teasing messages you can send to friends, classmates and colleagues. You will find everything from clever wordplay and Santa Banta style humour to light insults meant strictly for close friends who can take a joke. The messages are short enough to read in seconds and easy to forward on WhatsApp or SMS. Many visitors open this page when a group chat has gone quiet, when a friend needs cheering up, or when they simply want a quick laugh themselves during a boring commute. New pages are added regularly, so there is always a fresh joke to steal. Pick a message, think for one second about whether your friend will find it funny too, and hit send — laughter is one of the few things that gets better the more you forward it.
One day Santas Girlfriend asks
him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
When I was born Devil
said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....
Fill in the blank...Im ur
.....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...
Do U know the fullform
of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
Who said english is easy???Fill
in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....
If ur world is spining
Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...
Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year,
Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
what happend 2 ur mobile?
i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
First the engagement ring, then
the wedding ring, then the suffering
Last night I lay in
my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof
Birdy birdy in the sky
dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
If your a Vegetarian to
be nice to animals, why are you eating there food
I'm a killer, i kill
people for money, but you are my friend I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
Its been a rough day.I
got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom
Jesus says to John come
forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster
At dis moment in time
10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
The rain makes all things
beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesnt it rain on you?
i want u 2 know
dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
An independant study has proven
dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!
I'm @ the police station
now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss
girls are like phones. we
like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
Nobody in the world can
stop u from falling in love.... . . But... 2 Powerful weapons can do that.. . . . . . . Mummy's Chappal & Daddy's Belt Exclusively Made in India.. ~~~Best Funny SMS~~~
Teacher: Physics ki tareef sunao.?
Sardar: Puri tareef nhi ati. Akhir sy thori c ati hai.. Teachr: Acha chalo sunao Sardar: Aur isay physics kehty hain.. :D :P Gudnight. . :)
Frequently Asked Questions
What makes a funny SMS actually funny?
Timing, brevity and knowing your audience. The funniest text messages are short, unexpected, and personal enough that the receiver knows it was chosen for them. The messages here are written to be read in under ten seconds — the punchline arrives before the attention runs out.
Can I forward these funny messages on WhatsApp?
Absolutely. Tap the Copy button on any message card, paste it into WhatsApp, or use the WhatsApp share button to send it directly. They work in group chats just as well as one-to-one conversations.
Are the jokes here suitable for everyone?
Most are clean, friendly jokes suitable for family and colleagues. A few teasing or insult-style jokes are meant only for close friends — use your judgement, and when in doubt pick a gentler one.
Do you have funny SMS in Urdu, Hindi and Punjabi?
Yes. Alongside English jokes you will find Urdu, Hindi and Punjabi funny SMS throughout the collection, plus dedicated sections for Punjabi SMS and Urdu & Hindi SMS if you want messages in one language only.