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When i open my eyes every morning
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have
a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
One day Santas
Girlfriend asks him,
One day Santas
Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me
a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
When I was born Devil said..
When I was born Devil said...Oh
Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!!
....
Fill in the blank...Im
ur .....friend-
Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend-
a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...
Do U know the
fullform of COLLEGE-
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys
go to college regularly....
Who said english
is easy???Fill in the blank
Who said english is easy???Fill in
the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont
have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....
If ur world
is spining Round & Round.
If ur world is spining Round
& Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE?
na Munna na its called high B/P...
Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year,
Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines,
Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for
the next 12 months!!!!
what happend 2 ur
mobile?
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome
2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
First the engagement ring, then t
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering
Last night I lay in my bed
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and
the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't
cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
If your a Vegetarian to be nice
If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food
I'm a killer, i kill people for money
I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
Its been a rough day.I got up this
Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell
off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the
bathroom
Jesus says to John come forth ill
Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth
he won a toaster
At dis moment in time 10 million people
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people
r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is
reading my text!pass on
The rain makes all things beautiful
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain
makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
i want u 2 know dat our friendship
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U
cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den...
i lauf again
An independant study has proven
An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life
& who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!
I'm @ the police station
I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was
positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss
girls are like phones.
girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press
the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
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