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Love sms We will now upgrade your
We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........
Searching.......
Searching.......
Still searching........
Sorry,
No brain found !!!

Love sms We cannot grant you a
We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."

Love sms Those beautiful eyes, that incredible
Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?

Love sms roses are red, violets are
roses are red, violets are blue,
Frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????
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Love sms 1- U r a nice
1- U r a nice person.
2- line one is true.
3- line 2 is false if line 1 is true.
4- both 2&3 are true.
5- all 4 r false.
tension hoi???
ab dosro ko do.
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Love sms Computer Engineering Field Ki Larki
Computer Engineering Field Ki Larki Ko
Kisi ladke ne cheda, uska ghussa aise nikla
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Pedaishi Error,
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Virus k Bachey,
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Excel ki currupt file
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1 Click Marungi to Zameen Se Delete Ho ke
Qabar Me Install Ho Jayega.!

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