Santa Banta sms Jokes

Love sms What's Ford? Santa: Gaari. What's Oxford? Santa: So
What's Ford?
Santa: Gaari.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaari.Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)

Love sms Q: A Man asked Santa,
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)

Love sms Banta ped pe chada to
Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.dimesh

Love sms Nurse came out with the
Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, PUTTAR hua PUTTAR. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It's a gal dimesh

Love sms Santa: What's difference between man
Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.dimesh

Love sms Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai dimesh

Love sms Titanic doob raha tha. 1 gore
Titanic doob raha tha.
1 gore ne santa se pucha-dharti kitni dur hai.
Santa- 2kms.
Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha-kis taraf.
Santa-NEECHE.........9988270747 chetan

Love sms A Chini was in hspital.
A Chini was in hspital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died.
SANTA went china 2 know thea meaning, that was-KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
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Love sms A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN
A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA PURSE GHAR PE BHUL AAYA MUJHE 1000 RS KI ZARURAT HAI
BANTA-DOST HI DOST KE KAM ATTA HAI YE LE 10 RS RIKSHA KAR KE PURSE LE AA (copyright www.lovelysms.com) MUSKAN

Love sms A MAN TO SANTA-UR FRND
A MAN TO SANTA-UR FRND IS KISSING UR WIFEIN UR HOME
HE RUSHES TO HIS HOMEAND COME WITHIN HALF AN HOUR N SLAPPED TAT MAN N SAID-HE IS NOT MY FRND (copyright www.lovelysms.com) MUSKAN

Love sms One day Santas Girlfriend asks
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.amit (copyright www.lovelysms.com

Love sms santa was looking at a
santa was looking at a painting of a naked women leaves covering her body
he asked that wat he was doing he answered- waiting 4 autumn (copyright www.lovelysms.com muskan

Love sms Santa was riding on a
Santa was riding on a horse,
He jumped the red light & a cop whistles'
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says,
"Le Karle Number Note ֧m +92 (0) 3454 566641

Love sms A lady calls Santa for
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I'm coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out. ֧m +92 (0) 3454 566641

Love sms A lady asked Santa: LIPTON
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...! ֧m +92 (0) 3454 566641

Love sms Hamid ali 0345-4792721 Santa to
Hamid ali 0345-4792721
Santa to banta. Yaar Tumhary Bewi shehar(city) ke hai ya pind(village) ki..
Banta. Pind ki.
Santa.ooh acha . main samja shayed Tumhary hai :-d

Love sms Hiren Rathod Santa : banta,
Hiren Rathod
Santa : banta, r u know fullfom of "WIFE"
Banta : Yes,
Santa : Bolo..
Banta : W = without
I = information
F = Fight
E = Every time
Santa : yeto ment socha hi nati tha......................

Love sms ak bar santa ki beti
ak bar santa ki beti ko baccha hua
to santa bhar khada ta or bola me nana
ban gaya ya nani
harsh rathod