Smile a while,& when U
Smile a while, & when U smile, smile another smile & soon there will b miles & miles of smile bcoz you smiled . i wish your day is full of SMILE .....Cool SMS.....
Cool sms messages
I can buy gifts but
not LOVE, i cn pretend 2Smile, but not 2b HAPPY. I cn lie 2others, but nt 2u. I do have many brothers... but none as SWEET as you.By Kanak
Life should be like this Watching
Life should be like this Watching on Monday,friendship on Tuesday,Love on Wednesday,Wedding on thursday,fighting on friday, Divorse on Saturday, Rest on Sunday, Next on Monday By Lovelysms Team
let me draw ur face! Dont
let me draw ur face! Dont move! Nearly finished, ok Done! Wanna look **** (@..@) (..)hi main marjava, Kitney soney ho tusy!By Sardar
true bravery is 2 arrive
home.....fully drunk......a late night out.....&& mom waiting with a jhadu and u ask:"hey mom,abhi tak safai kar rahi ho"By swaran
positive thinking is a bit
like this: a little bird in the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes, u dont mind u, dont cry, u just thank god that, cows dont fly!By Iqra
Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND
.. w : Wonderful i : Item f : For e : Entertainment ..... h : Handsome u : Useful s : Smart b : But a : At n : Night d : Dangerous By Waseem ~~Coll SMS Jokes~~
Keep..................... IN TOUCH WID ME.....OTHERWISE......... ...................1 2
Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME.....OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!!By Preety
10 advantages of not having
a "LOVER".. 1.save time. 2.can sleep well. 3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls.. 4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look.. 5.Can eat in any restaurant.. 6.No boring sms in the middle of night.. 7.Can talk with all gals.. 8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today".. 9.Can go anywhere with any one.. 10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes.. BONUS:- U will live a long life.......so be aware of LOVERBy Rize
system of love jan-ROSE,Feb-PROPOSE,Mar- GIFT,Apri-LIFT,May-CHATIN G,June-DATING,July-Miss U,Aug-MEET
system of love jan-ROSE,Feb-PROPOSE,Mar-GIFT,Apri-LIFT,May-CHATING,June-DATING,July-Miss U,Aug-MEET U,Sep-ANGER,Oct-DANGER,Nov-LEFT,Dec-NEXT.......By shehran ayub
love in pakistan romance in afganistan marrige
love in pakistan romance in afganistan marrige in rajsthan no more children in hindustan...................shan
2day is a mobile day
so plz open ur mobile cover & remove battery & dip in soap water apply candhana & kumkum 2 sim card &say "govinda govinda" U.SRIKANTH
Dear january,how r febuary and
march. April is not bad.Tell may,june and july dat august,september and octorber got accident in november.Urs december.Belloroba
womensr likeinternet virus1st
they enter ur life scan urs pockets transfer money edit ur minddownload thierproblems deleteur smile and hangur life fromssSHERI
7 Glances= 1 Smile 7 smiles
7 Glances= 1 Smile 7 smiles =1 meeting 7meetings= 1 kiss 7 kisses= 1 proposal 7 Proposals=1 marriage and that bloody marriage has 777777 problemsheera
If 2day is world STEALING
DAY wat wud u steal frm me??? Reply is a must!!! Send dis 2 ur frnds, u'll get surprising answers.... ans me first!!! plz....ikke(tinu)
press 0 for help press 5
press 0 for help press 5 for money press 6969 for sharing happiness press 5238 for sharing saddness press all previous number to call me Squall +966569695238
REMMBER THESE WORDS .... LOVE DA
REMMBER THESE WORDS .... LOVE DA LADY BUT DONT TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL SCREW DA LADY IF YOU TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL BECOME A DADY Squall
life is a hell when
u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you had american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food KARANCHANDIGARH(dreamnt to be a world famous one day)
5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh
to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch : Tahir Kasuri
Monday went on Tuesday 2
Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...zaibi 03217566867
Men,s "F" Rules
FIND HER, FOLLOW HER, FLIRT HER, FRIEND HER, FINGER HER, FORCE HER, FUCK HER, FORGET HER, FIND NEXT....! DEvIL SMokER
sometimes when i reflect back on
sometimes when i reflect back on all the ciggarettes i smoked, i feel ashamed. Then i look into the ciggarette and think abouth the workers in the ciggarette factory and all of their hopes and dreams. if i dont smoke this ciggarette, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered, Then i say to myself, its better that i smoke this ciggarette and let their dreams come true then be selfish and worry about my LUNGS... Think abt it...sayalisalih +919895137022
DO YOUKNOWWHAT IS MEANTBY----------MOBILE-- -----M=meetO=onB=busyI=in L=lifeE=every whereso
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS MEANT BY ----------MOBILE------- M=meet O=on B=busy I=in L=life E=every where so now lets START ADNAN03214124457