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Smile a while,& when U
Smile a while,
& when U smile,
smile another smile
& soon there will b miles
& miles of smile
bcoz you smiled .
i wish your day is full of SMILE
.....Cool SMS.....

I can buy gifts but
I can buy gifts but not LOVE, i cn pretend 2Smile, but not 2b HAPPY. I cn lie 2others, but nt 2u. I do have many brothers... but none as SWEET as you.By Kanak

Life should be like this Watching
Life should be like this
Watching on Monday,friendship on Tuesday,Love on Wednesday,Wedding on thursday,fighting on friday, Divorse on Saturday, Rest on Sunday, Next on Monday By Lovelysms Team

let me draw ur face! Dont
let me draw ur face!
Dont move!
Nearly finished,
ok Done!
Wanna look
****
(@..@)
(..)hi main marjava, Kitney
soney ho tusy!By Sardar

true bravery is 2 arrive
true bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully drunk......a late night out.....&& mom waiting with a jhadu and u ask:"hey mom,abhi tak safai kar rahi ho"By swaran

positive thinking is a bit
positive thinking is a bit like this: a little bird in the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes, u dont mind u, dont cry, u just thank god that, cows dont fly!By Iqra

Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND
Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND..
w : Wonderful
i : Item
f : For
e : Entertainment
.....
h : Handsome
u : Useful
s : Smart
b : But
a : At
n : Night
d : Dangerous
By Waseem
~~Coll SMS Jokes~~

Keep..................... IN TOUCH WID ME.....OTHERWISE......... ...................1 2
Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME.....OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!!By Preety

10 advantages of not having
10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today"..
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
BONUS:- U will live a long life.......so be aware of LOVERBy Rize

system of love jan-ROSE,Feb-PROPOSE,Mar- GIFT,Apri-LIFT,May-CHATIN G,June-DATING,July-Miss U,Aug-MEET
system of love jan-ROSE,Feb-PROPOSE,Mar-GIFT,Apri-LIFT,May-CHATING,June-DATING,July-Miss U,Aug-MEET U,Sep-ANGER,Oct-DANGER,Nov-LEFT,Dec-NEXT.......By shehran ayub

love in pakistan romance in afganistan marrige
love in pakistan
romance in afganistan
marrige in rajsthan
no more children in hindustan...................shan

2day is a mobile day
2day is a mobile day so plz open ur mobile cover & remove battery & dip in soap water apply candhana & kumkum 2 sim card &say "govinda govinda" U.SRIKANTH

Dear january,how r febuary and
Dear january,how r febuary and march. April is not bad.Tell may,june and july dat august,september and octorber got accident in november.Urs december.Belloroba

womensr likeinternet virus1st
womensr likeinternet virus1st they enter ur life scan urs pockets transfer money edit ur minddownload thierproblems deleteur smile and hangur life fromssSHERI

7 Glances= 1 Smile 7 smiles
7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problemsheera

If 2day is world STEALING
If 2day is world STEALING DAY wat wud u steal frm me??? Reply is a must!!! Send dis 2 ur frnds, u'll get surprising answers.... ans me first!!! plz....ikke(tinu)

press 0 for help press 5
press 0 for help
press 5 for money
press 6969 for sharing happiness
press 5238 for sharing saddness
press all previous number to call me Squall +966569695238

REMMBER THESE WORDS .... LOVE DA
REMMBER THESE WORDS ....
LOVE DA LADY BUT DONT TOUCH DA BODY
YOU WILL SCREW DA LADY
IF YOU TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL BECOME A DADY Squall

life is a hell when
life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you had american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food KARANCHANDIGARH(dreamnt to be a world famous one day)

5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh
5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch : Tahir Kasuri

Monday went on Tuesday 2
Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...zaibi 03217566867

Men,s "F" Rules
Men,s "F" Rules FIND HER, FOLLOW HER, FLIRT HER, FRIEND HER, FINGER HER, FORCE HER, FUCK HER, FORGET HER, FIND NEXT....! DEvIL SMokER

sometimes when i reflect back on
sometimes when i
reflect back on all the
ciggarettes i smoked, i
feel ashamed. Then i
look into the ciggarette
and think abouth the workers
in the ciggarette factory
and all of their hopes and
dreams. if i dont smoke this
ciggarette, they might be out of
work and their dreams would be
shattered, Then i say to myself,
its better that i smoke this
ciggarette and let their dreams
come true then be selfish and
worry about my LUNGS...
Think abt it...sayalisalih +919895137022

10 advantages of not having
10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today.
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes.. Osman (+923014876609)

DO YOUKNOWWHAT IS MEANTBY----------MOBILE-- -----M=meetO=onB=busyI=in L=lifeE=every whereso
DO
YOU
KNOW
WHAT IS
MEANT
BY
----------MOBILE-------
M=meet
O=on
B=busy
I=in
L=life
E=every where
so now lets START ADNAN03214124457