Santa was riding on a horse
. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles. Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'
Santa Banta sms
About Santa Banta SMS
Santa and Banta have been making the subcontinent laugh for decades, and their jokes were practically invented for SMS: short setups, innocent logic, and a punchline that arrives like a slapstick pie. This Santa Banta SMS collection gathers their classic adventures — Santa's literal-minded answers, Banta's impossible questions, and the pair's endless run-ins with doctors, teachers, wives and technology. Newer jokes put the duo in the age of mobile phones and social media, where they cause just as much damage. These are the jokes that fill family gatherings and office lunch breaks, safe for almost every audience. Pick a favourite, forward it to the friend who still laughs at Santa Banta no matter what, and enjoy being the reason someone's phone buzzes with a grin.
Santa suffering from cold was shivering
. His son called a doc. Doc: wht happened? Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai
Jeeto & Preeto were talking
about their new milkman. Jeeto: He's very good looking, punctual & dresses so smartly. And so quickly too!, said Preeto While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole. Banta: R u ok? Santa: Yeah! Banta: Did u break anything? Santa: No, there's nothing down here
Santa goes to buy an underwear
. On choosing one he asks: How much for this? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.
Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor
ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua? Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
Santa was standing in sun
on a hot sunny day. Banta asked: What are you doing? Santa: Drying sweat
Santa was looking at a painting
for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn.
Santa went to see a
gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho? Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.
Jeeto: yelled at Santa: U're
gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you! Santa: Make up ur mind! Which one is it gonna be?
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do
thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
Santa waitin at bus stop
in UK along with 3 women. When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more
Lady to inspector Santa: My
husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet! Santa: Why don't u cook something else.
A lady calls Santa for
repairing door bell. Santa doesnt turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte
kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
Banta sent sms to Santa:
Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha. Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
Q: Why did Santa throw
the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap
papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
Jeeto: I didn't know you
smoked. When did you start? Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.
Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta,
I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary. Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
Santa standing on platform suddenly
jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa u'll die. Santa: U'll die bcoz havent u heard train is coming on platform?
Santa & Banta got tired
of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.
Q: Why was Santa writing
the exam near the door? A: Because it was an entrance exam.
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten
by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! Thats terrible. Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."
Jeeto: U tell a man
something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other. Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
Santa and Jeeto were on
an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws. Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him! Santa: I can't. I ran out of film.
What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi Submitted by Siddharth, SaAK
Frequently Asked Questions
Who are Santa and Banta?
Santa and Banta are the beloved fictional Punjabi duo of Indian joke tradition — cheerful, literal-minded friends whose misunderstandings power thousands of jokes. Their humour is gentle and universal, which is why the jokes translate so well into short SMS.
Are Santa Banta jokes suitable for all ages?
Almost all of them, yes. Santa Banta humour is famously family-friendly, making this one of the safest joke collections to forward to mixed groups, elders and family chats.
How are SMS versions different from long jokes?
SMS versions are trimmed to the essential setup and punchline so they read in seconds — no long narration. This collection keeps that classic short format throughout.
Do you also have Sardar jokes?
Yes — the Sardar Jokes collection is Santa Banta's close cousin and is linked from this page. Many readers browse both together for a full evening of desi humour.