What's Ford? Santa: Gaari. What's Oxford? Santa: So
What's Ford? Santa: Gaari. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaari.Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
Santa Banta sms Jokes
Q: A Man asked Santa,
"Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
Banta ped pe chada to
upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai. Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.dimesh
Nurse came out with the
newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, PUTTAR hua PUTTAR. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It's a gal dimesh
Santa: What's difference between man
& Superman? Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.dimesh
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko
kya dena chahiye? Santa: Birla cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai dimesh
Titanic doob raha tha. 1 gore
Titanic doob raha tha. 1 gore ne santa se pucha-dharti kitni dur hai. Santa- 2kms. Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha-kis taraf. Santa-NEECHE.........9988270747 chetan
A Chini was in hspital.
SANTA went to meet him. Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died. SANTA went china 2 know thea meaning, that was-KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha. from chetan 9988270747
A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN
APNA PURSE GHAR PE BHUL AAYA MUJHE 1000 RS KI ZARURAT HAI BANTA-DOST HI DOST KE KAM ATTA HAI YE LE 10 RS RIKSHA KAR KE PURSE LE AA (copyright www.lovelysms.com) MUSKAN
A MAN TO SANTA-UR FRND
IS KISSING UR WIFEIN UR HOME HE RUSHES TO HIS HOMEAND COME WITHIN HALF AN HOUR N SLAPPED TAT MAN N SAID-HE IS NOT MY FRND (copyright www.lovelysms.com) MUSKAN
One day Santas Girlfriend asks
him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.amit (copyright www.lovelysms.com
santa was looking at a
painting of a naked women leaves covering her body he asked that wat he was doing he answered- waiting 4 autumn (copyright www.lovelysms.com muskan
Santa was riding on a
horse, He jumped the red light & a cop whistles' Santa lifts the tail of horse & says, "Le Karle Number Note ֧m +92 (0) 3454 566641
A lady calls Santa for
repairing door bell, Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies, I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out. ֧m +92 (0) 3454 566641
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON
di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...! ֧m +92 (0) 3454 566641
Hamid ali 0345-4792721 Santa to
Hamid ali 0345-4792721 Santa to banta. Yaar Tumhary Bewi shehar(city) ke hai ya pind(village) ki.. Banta. Pind ki. Santa.ooh acha . main samja shayed Tumhary hai :-d
Hiren Rathod Santa : banta,
Hiren Rathod Santa : banta, r u know fullfom of "WIFE" Banta : Yes, Santa : Bolo.. Banta : W = without I = information F = Fight E = Every time Santa : yeto ment socha hi nati tha......................
ak bar santa ki beti
ko baccha hua to santa bhar khada ta or bola me nana ban gaya ya nani harsh rathod