behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there
is a SATISFIED man,but behind a SATISFIED woman there is an EXHAUSTED man...
Sweet sms Jokes
A man to cardiologist, How
dare u tell my wife that she has a cute Vagina, Doctor, stupid, i told her that she has acute Angina.
A boy and gal of
5th class asked teacher "kya chote bachoon ke bhi bache hoote hain"? teacher nahin kabhi nahin " boy said to girl-dekha aur tu aise hi dar rahi thi". By Sumit
Musharraf said to his mother.Ammi
mari B.V , M.M.A walon sey meli hoi hai!Jab bhe kamray main jata hoon kehti hai wardi utaro. By Khurrum Chattha
75yrz old man got married
with a girl of 15 yrz old. At marriage nite they both r crying cuz Girl don't know anything and an old man hav 4gotten evrythng. By Nido
Which Type Of Woman Is
Yours? HARD-DISK Woman:She remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM Woman:She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. WINDOWS Woman:Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her. EXCEL Woman:They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use for your four basic needs. SCREENSAVER Woman:She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman:Difficult to access. SERVER Woman:Always
INTERNET Woman:Difficult to access. SERVER Woman:Always busy when you need her. MULTIMEDIA Woman:She makes horrible things look beautiful. CD-ROM Woman:She is always faster and faster. E-MAIL Woman:Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense. VIRUS Woman:Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expec By RINKU
A husband was stung by
a bee on his penis and it became swollen.His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is. By Vinz
Maid cleaning bedroom found a
used condom and kept looking at it. Madam asked dont you have sex in the village, Maid "Yes we do but not till the skin drops off.By Vinz
Question? who is stronger man or
Question? who is stronger man or woman? Anser? A woman coz she lifts two mountain on her chest while man lifts his crane with the help of 2 stones. By marwat
Ques : Why do Couples
hold hands on Wedding Day? Ans : Just for Formality, like 2 Boxers shaking hands before Fight!!By Uzzal
Girls Hostel ki light chali
gayi. Ek ladki ne electric office me phone karke kaha: Light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo. Replied "Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo."By chumma khan
chota sardar:mummy kal raat ko,phir
maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal gaye.mummy:kaminey phir tune fridge main susu ki! By baasha
Once Laloo was coming out
of Airport. As there was a huge rush, the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved By kunjava
Once Laloo wanted to know
the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas.So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji..could you tell methe time difference between Patna and Las Begas...". . The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and Laloo immediately replies "thank you"and puts the phone downBy kunjava
At a bar in New
York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender ,"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." And the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS,SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?" Lalooreplies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIEDBy kunjava
After having resigned as the
CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go modeling. Once he enters the herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper. GUESS THE CAPTION !! "Laloo, third from left!"By kunjava
Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting
a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to Bihar. The Japanese Emissary was quite impressed with Bihar and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we willturn it into an economic superpower like Japan." Laloo was very surprised."You Japanese are very inefficient" he stated. "Give me three days and Iwill turn Japan into the next Bihar!" By kunjava
A Wife is sleeping in
the middle of the night, she suddenly shouts: "Get up quickly my hasband is here!!!" the man gets up from the bed, jumps out the window, hurts himslef and then realizes "Damn, I am the hasband!!!" Who's guilty in the situation?????????????By Forever
Best SMS of the year-
a Mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 Years, but a girl makes him STUPID in 2 minutes.By Jeet From Mumbai
A daughter sends a telegram
to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,whichthe father receives as:"father, your daughter has been successful in BED."By Ikram
in chemistry class teacher asked
a girl:what r Nitrates?Girl answered shyly:nights rates r high then day ..! cuteboy