Flirt sms messages

If u want SUCCESS in

life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure as Death,and....be Smart as ME.

haha nothing special my friend,

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihihihihihihih ihihihihihihihihihihihihihohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho nothing special my friend, just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha

2days weather 4cast: it wud

b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!

Sweet fruits r nice 2

eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard 2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me

we've known....each other for....quite a

while now, do u think we can b more.... than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2... rob a bank?

Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,Yeh

tera chehra khila-khila sa,jab tere chehre par haath fera ,Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila...

Last night some Monkeys came

running to my room.They wanted to trouble good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss...

Why did God Create U

before Me....? Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE, Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!

What is the difference between

Monkey & Donkey ?Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message.Choice is urs........

Not every flower can represent

love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!

pyar na rahe to vafa

kaun karega.dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.khuda salamat rakhe aapko varna bandar ki tarah uchhal kud kaun karega By swaran

u r many kolometres away

frm me.still i,m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2. cartoon network3.animal planetBy swaran

Do u know how to

entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples * PRESS DOWN * > * PRESS UP *By Rizwan Mumtaz

you are very smrta smatr

srtam sa m art msart sorry it dosent fit on you.By faheem

Do u know that ur

smile takes 1000 people to death? Save the world... so plz start teeth brushing regularly By zeeshi

Raat ko karo gey to

SuSt raho gey.....Din ko karo gey to ChuSt Raho gey... Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey... EK SMS YAAR!!!!!By Waseem

Let me kiss ur lips,

let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend "PEPSODENT" reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday :)By Waseem

Ek bar karo na plz.. kisi

Ek bar karo na plz.. kisi ko pata nahi chalega.. plz karo naaa........ muje acha lage ga... ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri kar do na plzz... ek pyara sa SMS!!! By Waseem

usne kaha or dabao ,,,,,

main dabaya ,,, us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,,us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya ,,, us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band :dBy Zubi

Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf

ik bar khaado, plz ik bar khaado,abh intazar nahin hota,abh sabar nahin hota, keun nahin khatee ho tum...... ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss.By Rythem