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Fir wohi din higa,wohi rat

hogi, Lekin ab na jane fir mulakat hogi Magar karte rehna SMS, Kabhi to Dil se Dil ki baat hoghi.

Majnu ko Laila ka SMS

nahi aaya usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya. Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein ..........................

Pyar Karne Ka Andaaz Aana

Chahiye, Yaad Karne Ke Liye Meethi Yaad Aani Chahiye, Aap Hamein Roz Call Karo Ya Na Karo, Par Pyara Sa SMS Roz Ana Chahiye.NehaKaushik

Hum ne kab tum se

mulaaqat ka wada chaha door reh kar bhi tumhe tum se ziada chaha es bar shiddat se yad aein tum jab tumhe sms na karney ka erada chaha Sagheer

Ashyanon ko jlaya na karo

,,, stayaoon ko our staya na karo,,, SMS nahein karna to na karo lakin Miss call de kar kanjosi dekhaya na karo Sagheer & Saleem

Muje SMS kro aur pao

Bumper prize. 19" TV ka diba, Dubai janey wale jahaz ko TA TA karney ka muqa,10 lakh wali car ka Photo,Aik Dinner wo bhi aap kay ghar....

Lovers send SMS when they

are in a Sexually Motile Stage. so keep messaging me when you are in toilet. my dear lover.ByThar

S - Sexually M - Motile S

S - Sexually M - Motile S - Stage so keep messaging me when you at puberty. By Thar

Without ur SMS days are

like- MOANDAY TEARSDAY WASTEDAY THIRSTDAY FRIGHTDAY SHATTERDAY & SADDAY So SMS me everyday!!!!By altaf

Kuch tey perday daari rakh,

pawain pyar bazaari rukh, phone tey tu kerna nahi, merjaniya miss calan tey mari rukh.By Urmila

abe oye khajoor, circus ke

retired bunder,chusey hue aam kay shilke,tooti hui bottle kay dhakun,bin namak ki daal,derti pe bojh, sms to ker kabi. By nazish

*sms Receiving law and order* =>you

*sms Receiving law and order* =>you have 2 way receiving sms daily from me.choose 1 and send me sms which you choose. 1)when you receivemy sms then reply a sms. 2)if you not reply mea sms so miss call me in 5 minutes after receive my sms. By godmayyoulivelong

Aap k haath mein Mobile

hai, chehray pe khoob Smile hai, Msgs ki achi khasi File hai, phir bhi sms nahi karte ho, Ye kon sa STYle hai By Sammy

hi,Congradulations,u r todays winner. 1st price:good

hi,Congradulations,u r todays winner. 1st price:good friendship 2nd price:lot of love 3rd price:life long sms. for conferm ur price,send sms to my mobile and for get ur price contact me By kunjava

SMS me in 1 min

Nahi to... Nahi to... Nahi to... Nahi to... Nahi to kuch nahi... main hi karungi...

AAPAKE MIS CALL BHI KYA

BAAT HAIN.AAPAKE SMS BHI DIN RAAT HAIN.kABHI KABHI EKHADI PHONE BHI KIYA KARO.sUNA HAIN AAPAKE AWAAZ ME BHI KHAS BAAT HAIN.

my Smile+my Joy+my Pleasure+my Life+my

reliefe+my Honour+my pride Ur one SMS.Ab socho aapake SMS ki keemet kya hain.

Namaskaar! zinda ho to 1sms

karo, aasmaan mechale gaye ho to baarish bhejo, Swarg me ho to APSRAA bhejo, aur agar NARAK me ho to... to....... to.. ENJOY THERE.

Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa

hum hone nahi denge,Dost tumhare jaisa hum khone nahi denge. Ek do sms karte rahna,Warna raat ko tumhe hum sone nahi denge....

Dil se hum dillagi kiya

nahi karte,Yeh dil kisi ko diya nahi karte.Dil ko aapka Mobile Number pasand aa gaya,warna Hum kisi ko itne SMS kiya nahi karte....

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,Teri

har baato par aitbar karenge. Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge...

Zindagi ek saza si ho

gai hai,Gam ke saaye mein is kadar kho gayi hai. Tum kar do ek SMS ye guzaraish hai meri,Tumhare SMS ki aadat si ho gai hai....!!!

B4 u speak - listen, B4

B4 u speak - listen, B4 u write - think, B4 u spend - earn, B4 u criticise - wait, B4 u pray - forgive, B4 u quit - try, B4 u msg others - msg me

Doctors prescription 4 u... A cute

Doctors prescription 4 u... A cute little smile 4 breakfast, More laughs 4 lunch, And lots of happiness 4 dinner... Doctor's fees? A SMS whenever u r free....

My cell phone loves it

when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u!

A raindrop may look 2

smal 2 eyes bt somewhere a thirsty flower await its fall. A small sms may seem 2 smal 2 u but sum where a heart remembers u when it receives your sms. Keep SMS'ing

GREAT PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.AVERAGE

PEOPLE TALK ABOUTTHINGS. SMALL PEOPLE TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE. AND LEENDS NEVER TALK... THEY EXCHANGE MESSAGES!!

Money says EARN me lot,Time

says PLAN me lot,Flower says LOVE me lot,Study says LEARN me lot,SMS says SEND me lot,& I say REMEMBER me lot...

Relationship is like a Garden.

It's beautiful when watered with...love, hugs, tears & cheers. But it dries up if left untouched...so pls keep in touch...

Great people talk about ideas, Average

Great people talk about ideas, Average people talk about things, Small people talk about other people, And Legends never talk, they send SMS...

Heart can Skip beat for

a while... Memories can be kept in d file... A desert can be replaced by Nile. But nothing can stop a smile,when ur name comes on my MOBILE.

Nobody in the world can

stop u from falling in love.... . . But... 2 Powerful weapons can do that.. . . . . . . Mummy's Chappal & Daddy's Belt Exclusively Made in India.. ~~~Best Funny SMS~~~

Tareekh k Labo'n Pe Ye

Noha Aaj Bhi hy _ BaLi SAKEENA_sa Qaid Me Tanha Aaj Bhi hy _ Zinda'n Me 1 Bachhi ki tanhai Pr _ Be-Chain Rooh-e FATiMA*ZEHRA_sa Aaj Bi hy

Let's go, get up, stop

faking it; Get your sorry behind off that bed. Try positive thinking to get back to work. Your illness is all in your head! At least that's what we hope. Looking forward to your return

Why you chose this particular

time to get sick, Seems to us an insensitive choice. So don't be so selfish; don't be a sloth; Come back so we all can rejoice! We Miss You!

Get well quick, you lazy

bum, There's lots of work to do. If you stay sick, it's more work for me, And I'd rather it was for you.

I hope you're feeling better,

I miss you every day. I'm always thinking of you, So this is what I say, Get Well Soon!

May the little flowers lying

in gloom, Rise and bloom, swaying endlessly, this way and that way, morn to dusk everyday, Get well soon.

Early in da morning sun

rise with may hopse but its set with hopelessly. all da flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell but its now wither awfully n tonight all the stars came out to play a signal but all of them are not shining, cos all they nows my friend is sick wish u a cure soon and healthy days ahead

Ek baar meri GF ne

Ek baar meri Girl Friend ney mujhey apney ghar bulaya, Mai ghar pahucha aur bell bajai, .. Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola, Wo bahut sundar thi, Muskura k boli aap bahut smart ho, Abhi ghar par koi nahi hai. Mai akeli hu,Mai muskraya aur, Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga, .. To uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gayi aur, Meri sharafat ki tareef karte huey, Mujhe gale lagaya aur kaha, Hum ko rishta manzur hai . . . Ab mai kya batau Yaro...?? Ki Mai to bike ko lock karne gaya tha

Computer Engineering Field Ki Larki

Ko Kisi ladke ne cheda, uska ghussa aise nikla . . Pedaishi Error, . . Virus k Bachey, . . Excel ki currupt file . . 1 Click Marungi to Zameen Se Delete Ho ke Qabar Me Install Ho Jayega.! ***** Latest Funny SMS *****

Happy BirthdayTum Jiyo hajaro saal

Happy Birthday Tum Jiyo hajaro saal,Saalke din ho pachas hajar............. By: Karan S. Madhavi

hey Irene,join me in celebrating

my birth day. its not very easy to make up this time,so i there 4 invite u 4 the this birth day ceremony which take place on 20/06/1982.ur presences will make a change.urs in love.ve nice day By: olupot moses

birthday a day

birthday a day that day. this day. brilliant day. shiny day. cool day. bloomy day. rainy day. oh yar leave it. i just want to say. HAPPY BIRTHDAY By: ushi

Tumhari is ada ka kya

jawab du Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du, apne dost ko kya uphar du, koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata, jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du... Junam Din Mubarak Ho By: sachin bachhav

Happy Birthday Hemantji

A prayer: 2 bless ur way A prayer: 2 bless ur way A wish : 2 lighten ur moments A cheer: 2 perfect ur day A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY from Sukanraj Nahar & Family By: Sukanraj Nahar

Mistakes are painful when they

happen,But years later a collection of mistakes called Experience Which leads us to success...Copyright www.lovelysms.com --- Full Name: tabeev Mobile: +919867169777

Either live your dreams or

kill yourself..never compromise... --- Full Name: sandip Mobile: 09881414276

Life Can not go on

with out much forgetting! --- Full Name: swadesh Mobile: 001-647-898-7923