have spent together, so many wonderful years in all kinds of weather, thinking of u mother brings memories to mind, wonderful moments i ll treasure, these u gve me sincerely thats why my mom , I love u so dearly. Happy Mothers Day My dear Mom Saqlain
u do, i know my thanks are far to few, I really do love u i dont say enough, 4 me those words r really tough, i wish i could express all that i feel, bt 4 me u know thats a big deal, Have a g8 day i m thinking of u , i hope my feelings r getting through. Happy Mothers Day Saima
say thanku enough 4 everything u have done 4 me while i was growing up.I really do appreciate u and admire u very much, though i dont always express myself that i ll always be intouch, I guess thats why we have these special days, so that peoples like myself can say that they will love u always. Happy Mothers Day My Cute Mom. Sunny
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a very hard role, but mother u r the star for this one I know, I love you Mom. Happy Mothers Day.Nimra
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is never gone, but kept in the hearts of others, from dusk to dawn. Love you from the core of my heart. Happy Mothers Day Nimra
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For all that you do. I'll kiss you and hug you 'Cause you love me, too. You feed me and need me To teach you to play, So smile 'cause I love you On this Mother's Day Adeela
Mommy, I love you For all that you do. I'll kiss you and hug you 'Cause you love me, too. You feed me and need me To teach you to play, So smile 'cause I love you On this Mother's Day. Mommy, I love you Nazish
I luv u mom having u makes me feel safe & calm I miss u mom Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm u r the greatest because u r my mom Shumaila
Happy Mother's Day means more than flowers and gifts It means saying thank you It means I love you You are my mother, my friend Today is your day Aro0j
Many hugs Only luv never anger Teaching me Helping me Every smile when I was sad Raising me to be strong It spells Mother. Thanks for being u. Arzoo
For the best mom who always had a smile for me I know we may be far apart right now So here's a great big hug and kiss Happy Mother's Day Fatima
You've seen me laugh You've seen me cry And always you were there with me I may not have always said it But thanks and I love you Happy Mother's Day Noor
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