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           all the best          ATB
           be home let           BHL8
           boss is listning      BIL
           call u back later     CUBL8R
           fine                  fi9 or f9
           excelent              XLNT
           good luck              GUDLUK
           running late           RINGL8
           wait for me            W84m
           where are you          WRU
           your                   ur
           for ur information     FYI
           great                  GR8Copyright www.lovelysms.com
           lying                  LYN
           call u back later      CUB L8R
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Full Name: zain(silent cry)
Mobile: 03009067871


  the sky,s falling down,the whole world is on fire
 the smell of burning is strong on my mind
 everywhere i turn i see ruin and destruction
 one man taking another,s life.
 don,t ask me how but somehow i know
 mankind still has to go for miles.
                                   silent cry
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Full Name: zain(silent cry)
Mobile: 03009067871

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
 
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Full Name: zubair
Mobile: 0345-5084071


 GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,
After merriage Beautiful doll,
after one year Nice doll,
after two years only doll,
after three years
PANADOL.Copyright www.lovelysms.com
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Full Name: GOHER
Mobile: 03452425045

 IMAGEINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD
RESULT:
NO SMS
NO FLOWER
NO VALENTINE'S
NO CANDLES
NO PERFUME
NO TRAVELLING
NO TAJ MEHAL
ALL THE MEN
GO DIRECT IN
HEVEN blue eyes:0321-4645399
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Full Name: blue eyes
Mobile: 0321-4645399

When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough
When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, He is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, You're an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, He's only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, He's on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, It's because he's overworkedCopyright www.lovelysms.com
When I do well, My boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, He never forgets
Sonum.03204186155.nadiakiran@hotmail.com
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Full Name: Sonum
Mobile: 03204186155

 School- a place where papa pays & son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degreeCopyright www.lovelysms.com
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Full Name: Its Fadi (Waiting 4 better friendship)
Mobile: 0345-7207234

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